Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 20, 2026, 2:50 a.m.
Overall Rationale: fck it, undefeateds, you can shoot up, all you multi-losers start heading down, we're doing a rip scale
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
sus but not really a rip |
| 2 |
BYU Cougars
|
some end game sus, but nowhere near rip |
| 3 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
not a rip |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
rip unless someone else feeds 20 targets to JS |
| 5 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
trying hard to be a rip, but roster is too good |
| 6 |
Utah Utes
|
|
| 7 |
UCLA Bruins
|
maybe not rip |
| 8 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
hand held and bottle fed so not rip |
| 9 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
youll be fine, not rip |
| 10 |
Houston Cougars
|
fine, not rip |
| 11 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
fine, not rip |
| 12 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
sus, but not rip |
| 13 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
schedule looking ez breezy, surely you dont rip |
| 14 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
surprising not rip this season, anything here on is a success |
| 15 |
Boise State Broncos
|
keep rolling, not rip |
| 16 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
stud, not rip |
| 17 |
Missouri Tigers
|
looking very sus, possible rip |
| 18 |
SMU Mustangs
|
very meh, some sus, not rip for now |
| 19 |
James Madison Dukes
|
unnoticed not rip |
| 20 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
somewhat unnoticed not rip |
| 21 |
USC Trojans
|
somewhat unnoticed not rip |
| 22 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
somewhat unnoticed not rip |
| 23 |
Florida Gators
|
wtf are you idk man |
| 24 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
still a very capable team, not rip |
| 25 |
UTSA Roadrunners
|
...rest in peace |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.34 |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.04 |
| 6 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.33 |
| 11 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.13 |
| 14 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
0.88 |
| 15 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.90 |
| 16 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
8.77 |
| 17 |
Missouri Tigers
|
1.97 |
| 18 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.75 |
| 19 |
James Madison Dukes
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
USC Trojans
|
-0.14 |
| 22 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
-0.70 |
| 23 |
Florida Gators
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
UTSA Roadrunners
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Tennessee Volunteers
|
3.99 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
1.80 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.57 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.42 |
Total Score: 21.72