Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 19, 2026, 12:50 p.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Yes, the win was ugly. But it was a win at a time that others didn’t. Mensah will keep them in games. |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
They are inevitable. Sayin has been mediocre, so don’t think that holds them back. |
| 3 |
BYU Cougars
|
Holy War looking to be incredible. |
| 4 |
UCLA Bruins
|
Silenced the doubters with impressive win. Best defense in the country? |
| 5 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
So close, yet so far. |
| 6 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Bit of a return to earth. Defense wasn’t ready for the challenge. |
| 7 |
Utah Utes
|
Neon Deion nearly stole the show. Still think they can run the table. |
| 8 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Good defense will always keep you in ball games. |
| 9 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
What in the world was that? Unranked loss at home probably deserves bigger drop. |
| 10 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Strange performance, but still kicked Kentucky’s butt. Thus they get the nod. |
| 11 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
I miss you Will Stein |
| 12 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
This team just gives meh. Expecting a big bounce back from Arch next week to drop the Rebs further. |
| 13 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
I get it… I’m much lower than most. Close home win against Houston is only resume point. Otherwise, they’re in the meh category. |
| 14 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Offense looks buns. Have a feeling Arch will figure it out. Defense is going to need to pick it back up. |
| 15 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Good resume, bad eye test. Most other teams would get the benefit of the doubt with their QB on the shelf. I choose to believe. |
| 16 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
Feels weird that Iowa has great QB play. Jealous. |
| 17 |
LSU Tigers
|
Only 2 road games have resulted in losses. Auburn is hot… make it 3? |
| 18 |
Houston Cougars
|
Apologies for not believing in you. Win over Utah puts you in great playoff contention. |
| 19 |
Florida Gators
|
Who even are you? |
| 20 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
Talented team got their Husker moment out of the way for the season. |
| 21 |
Boise State Broncos
|
One month of blowouts left before the big test against Beavs. |
| 22 |
USC Trojans
|
Brutal schedule coming up. Defense showing life? |
| 23 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
Expected much more at MSU. Maybe Chiles had yips. |
| 24 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
Still no signature win, but have played mid competition well. |
| 25 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Yuck. What happened to the defense? |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.04 |
| 3 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.12 |
| 5 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.04 |
| 6 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.13 |
| 9 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.44 |
| 11 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
-1.59 |
| 14 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.67 |
| 15 |
Oregon Ducks
|
1.87 |
| 16 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Houston Cougars
|
-0.47 |
| 19 |
Florida Gators
|
0.17 |
| 20 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
4.33 |
| 21 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
USC Trojans
|
-0.40 |
| 23 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
-1.22 |
| 25 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
James Madison Dukes
|
0.07 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
0.35 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.28 |
Total Score: 12.21