Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Aug. 20, 2023, 10:20 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Based on Previous Records, expectations, skills of the players, and mental skills of the coaches.
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 |
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Best team in CFB right now, hard to say if they will defend, but definitely favorites. |
2 |
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While QB is still a question mark, having Marvin Harrison, Jr. on the offense means at least having two touchdowns each game. |
3 |
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Main concern is the Jim Harbaugh situation, probably Michigan's last chance to make it to the big dance. |
4 |
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They'll definitely be the top team in SEC West, but will they make it to the National Championship game? |
5 |
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Pac-12's last hope. Wanted to get some love for USC, hopefully see Caleb Williams win another Heisman. |
6 |
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Even though Brian Kelly is faking his accent, LSU will be the biggest threat to Alabama in the SEC West. |
7 |
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Can Fall Out Boy stop singing please? Even with the annoying commercials, lots of voters and media members are expecting big things from Penn State this year. |
8 |
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Dabo Swinney is an anagram of Soybean Wind. Yeah they'll be the best in the ACC, but what does it actually mean? |
9 |
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Will the Seminoles lead the charge again in the ACC before they go to the Saudi CFB League. |
10 |
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Everything's bigger in Texas, will the big wins come though? |
11 |
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As long as Josh Heupel is the coach, Tennessee will be fine. See you in the Orange Bowl (Peyton gets PTSD) |
12 |
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The Land of Mormons will once again have a decent season leading them to another Rose Bowl apperance. |
13 |
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Notre Dame is a scam, it's just a football team to push Jesus, and NBC is under their spell. Also how is Lou Holtz not dead yet? |
14 |
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Alex Rubenstein's Alma Mater. So that's pretty good. (Wait that's Jon Bois' gimmick.) |
15 |
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Quack. Quack. Coolest uniforms in the game. |
16 |
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ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD. |
17 |
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Deserved to be Big 12 champions last year, but TCU will probably have a better season. |
18 |
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Big Cat's eating his donuts while watching this team, as crumbs fall out while Jump Around plays. |
19 |
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Jim Ross loves this team, and America should as well. |
20 |
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Fighting for the 2nd spot in the Pac-12 Championship. |
21 |
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Sucks that they weren't able to get Archie Manning, but hey, they got the cool powder blue unis. |
22 |
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The Jordan logo doesn't give everyone superpowers, sorry NC. |
23 |
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The top underdog team in the Group of 5. |
24 |
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The spirit of Mike Leach will rise again with a hopeful return of the Air Raid. Swing your swords. |
25 |
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Spencer Rattler will make the fans go crazy even more during the Sandstorm intro. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 |
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0.00 |
2 |
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0.25 |
3 |
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0.00 |
4 |
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0.00 |
5 |
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0.07 |
6 |
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0.00 |
7 |
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0.00 |
8 |
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0.00 |
9 |
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0.00 |
10 |
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0.04 |
11 |
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0.00 |
12 |
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0.00 |
13 |
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0.00 |
14 |
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0.00 |
15 |
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0.00 |
16 |
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0.00 |
17 |
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0.00 |
18 |
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0.32 |
19 |
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0.00 |
20 |
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0.00 |
21 |
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0.00 |
22 |
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0.00 |
23 |
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0.00 |
24 |
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0.00 |
25 |
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0.00 |
No major omissions.
Total Score: 0.67