Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Aug. 20, 2023, 10:20 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Based on Previous Records, expectations, skills of the players, and mental skills of the coaches.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Best team in CFB right now, hard to say if they will defend, but definitely favorites. |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
While QB is still a question mark, having Marvin Harrison, Jr. on the offense means at least having two touchdowns each game. |
| 3 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Main concern is the Jim Harbaugh situation, probably Michigan's last chance to make it to the big dance. |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
They'll definitely be the top team in SEC West, but will they make it to the National Championship game? |
| 5 |
USC Trojans
|
Pac-12's last hope. Wanted to get some love for USC, hopefully see Caleb Williams win another Heisman. |
| 6 |
LSU Tigers
|
Even though Brian Kelly is faking his accent, LSU will be the biggest threat to Alabama in the SEC West. |
| 7 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Can Fall Out Boy stop singing please? Even with the annoying commercials, lots of voters and media members are expecting big things from Penn State this year. |
| 8 |
Clemson Tigers
|
Dabo Swinney is an anagram of Soybean Wind. Yeah they'll be the best in the ACC, but what does it actually mean? |
| 9 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
Will the Seminoles lead the charge again in the ACC before they go to the Saudi CFB League. |
| 10 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Everything's bigger in Texas, will the big wins come though? |
| 11 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
As long as Josh Heupel is the coach, Tennessee will be fine. See you in the Orange Bowl (Peyton gets PTSD) |
| 12 |
Utah Utes
|
The Land of Mormons will once again have a decent season leading them to another Rose Bowl apperance. |
| 13 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Notre Dame is a scam, it's just a football team to push Jesus, and NBC is under their spell. Also how is Lou Holtz not dead yet? |
| 14 |
Washington Huskies
|
Alex Rubenstein's Alma Mater. So that's pretty good. (Wait that's Jon Bois' gimmick.) |
| 15 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Quack. Quack. Coolest uniforms in the game. |
| 16 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD. |
| 17 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
Deserved to be Big 12 champions last year, but TCU will probably have a better season. |
| 18 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
Big Cat's eating his donuts while watching this team, as crumbs fall out while Jump Around plays. |
| 19 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Jim Ross loves this team, and America should as well. |
| 20 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
Fighting for the 2nd spot in the Pac-12 Championship. |
| 21 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Sucks that they weren't able to get Archie Manning, but hey, they got the cool powder blue unis. |
| 22 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
The Jordan logo doesn't give everyone superpowers, sorry NC. |
| 23 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
The top underdog team in the Group of 5. |
| 24 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
The spirit of Mike Leach will rise again with a hopeful return of the Air Raid. Swing your swords. |
| 25 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
Spencer Rattler will make the fans go crazy even more during the Sandstorm intro. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.25 |
| 3 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
USC Trojans
|
0.07 |
| 6 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.04 |
| 11 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.32 |
| 19 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
0.00 |
No major omissions.
Total Score: 0.67