Charlemagne42 Ballot for 2023 Preseason
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Aug. 15, 2023, 4:18 p.m.
Overall Rationale: As usual, my preseason ballot and my first few weeks of the season will all be 100% all-natural vegetable-free human input. My computer considers only data from the current season, in order to make the fairest judgment of all teams as they are this season. No lingering expectations based on last year's star running back keeping Kansas State afloat, no lingering expectations based on the last.... *several*... decades of performance keeping Kansas down. As the computer model gathers data, I will start replacing my input with its input gradually, transitioning through "cyborg" mode for a few more weeks until the Singularity occurs and the computer is completely in charge.
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.25 |
| 3 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Utah Utes
|
1.27 |
| 6 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
3.45 |
| 7 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.21 |
| 9 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.51 |
| 10 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
2.09 |
| 11 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
2.89 |
| 12 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
-0.55 |
| 13 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
-0.25 |
| 14 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
1.20 |
| 16 |
Clemson Tigers
|
-1.16 |
| 17 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
1.50 |
| 19 |
Washington Huskies
|
-1.17 |
| 20 |
Texas Longhorns
|
-0.47 |
| 21 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
3.89 |
| 22 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
2.89 |
| 23 |
Florida Gators
|
1.46 |
| 24 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
0.96 |
| 25 |
Baylor Bears
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
USC Trojans
|
4.08 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
1.35 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
0.83 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.43 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
0.02 |
Total Score: 32.85