Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Aug. 19, 2023, 2:01 a.m.
Overall Rationale: I somehow am an actual poll voter, so I need to take this somewhat seriously, I guess. Next 5 are Kansas State, UTSA, Kansas, Troy, and Duke
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | “I am become Georgia, destroyer of polls.” |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | One of the few top tier teams without a QB controversy, even Alabama has one of those. |
3 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Marvin Harrison Jr. go fast. |
4 | USC Trojans | A national title contender if they stop blowing 2 score leads, something that’s been said across Lincoln Riley’s entire career . |
5 | LSU Tigers | Week 1 decides their fate. |
6 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Putting Alabama this low feels wrong, but I can’t put them any higher, so take this as bulletin board material I guess? |
7 | Clemson Tigers | Too talented to lose, right? |
8 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Either going 12-0 or 6-6, No in between. |
9 | Florida State Seminoles | Same as LSU but less cajun. |
10 | Washington Huskies | 3-9 in 2021 by the way, Penix is that guy. |
11 | North Carolina Tar Heels | Am I too high on them? yes. Do I think Drake Maye will be a Heisman finalist? Also yes. |
12 | Texas Longhorns | Winning the Big 12 in your final year as a big f you to the rest of the conference would be funny. |
13 | Oregon Ducks | Success relies on Bo Nix having fun, and buying more Manhattan billboards. |
14 | Tulane Green Wave | Ole Miss vs Tulane may be the most underrated game of the year. |
15 | Oregon State Beavers | The positive is you have a quarterback, the negative is it’s DJ Uiagalelei, and there’s a reason he transferred out of Clemson. |
16 | Tennessee Volunteers | Joe Milton may have the best arm in all of College Football power wise, accuracy wise you pray every time he throws a deep ball. |
17 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | *this space was intentionally left blank* |
18 | Utah Utes | Is scared they might lose to Graham Mertz Florida, which might be a cause for concern. |
19 | Wisconsin Badgers | Might go 11-1 and play in the B1G title game, could also go 4-8 and end the 20 year long bowling streak, who knows now that the Badgers might pass the ball sometimes, the horror! |
20 | TCU Horned Frogs | 13 players on last years team are now in the NFL, 13! |
21 | South Carolina Gamecocks | Remember when Spencer Rattler was going to be the #1 pick in the 2022 draft? |
22 | Iowa Hawkeyes | 25 PPG would’ve put Iowa at the 85th most points per game last year, they would’ve gone 11-2 with losses to Michigan and Ohio State. |
23 | Boise State Broncos | QUICK! Can you name who Boise State played in their bowl game last year? It was North Texas. |
24 | Texas Tech Red Raiders | Honestly don’t think they’ll win the Big 12 but seeing Texas Tech have any form of success would be a joy to watch. |
25 | Ole Miss Rebels | Only here because the SEC paid me to place them over Kansas State, not because Quinshon Judkins might be the Doak Walker winner, or anything like that. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
3 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
4 | USC Trojans | 0.34 |
5 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
6 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
7 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
8 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
9 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
10 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
11 | North Carolina Tar Heels | 2.11 |
12 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
13 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
14 | Tulane Green Wave | 0.95 |
15 | Oregon State Beavers | 0.23 |
16 | Tennessee Volunteers | -0.37 |
17 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
18 | Utah Utes | -0.66 |
19 | Wisconsin Badgers | 0.03 |
20 | TCU Horned Frogs | 0.00 |
21 | South Carolina Gamecocks | 0.47 |
22 | Iowa Hawkeyes | 0.15 |
23 | Boise State Broncos | 1.90 |
24 | Texas Tech Red Raiders | 0.00 |
25 | Ole Miss Rebels | -0.07 |