Zloggt Ballot for 2026 Week 7
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 13, 2026, 9:58 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Every five teams make up one tier, for a total of five tiers overall. I would have probably been more detailed/careful about this week's ballot...but then I got high (heh)...still, that's what Tuesday mornings are for!
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Super Dawgs! |
| 2 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
I wonder how the LDS temples in the South Bend area are handling this matchup...heh... |
| 3 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
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| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
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| 5 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
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| 6 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Maybe I'm being too kind to the Longhorns...but I guess the win over Ohio State softens the blow that the Oklahoma loss delivers? |
| 7 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
I'd probably have the Tide besting Texas if the two were to play right this weekend, to be honest! |
| 8 |
BYU Cougars
|
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| 9 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
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| 10 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
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| 11 |
Utah Utes
|
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| 12 |
UCLA Bruins
|
Woof...Bruins in the CFP...can you imagine it!? |
| 13 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Somehow putting ourselves in SERIOUS contention in the CFP bubble...woof, I'm scared! |
| 14 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
Ok, Kentucky, you got me...I was too down on you for that Bama blowout, and now here you are, proving me MAJORLY wrong! |
| 15 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
...this team REALLY should not be Top 15 lmao |
| 16 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
Hopefully that Tulsa loss isn't what counts the Pokes a spot at the Playoffs come December... |
| 17 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
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| 18 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
The draft-hungry nerds of 2028 bide their time as the Clanga relax on their bye... |
| 19 |
Boise State Broncos
|
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| 20 |
Houston Cougars
|
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| 21 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
The Deacs always seem to be, like, usually the best of the Tobacco Road teams in any given single football season most years, huh? |
| 22 |
USC Trojans
|
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| 23 |
SMU Mustangs
|
Oh, SMU...what do we even do with you? Neither egregiously overrated or criminally underrated...you're just, well, THERE... |
| 24 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
Fine...I need to face the music, swallow my pride, and accept that Northwestern is better...again... |
| 25 |
LSU Tigers
|
YOU ARE THE MOST THINNEST FLIPPING ICE, JOEY FRESHWATER. MAY YOUR REIGN OF TERROR SOON COME TO AN UNOFFICAL END. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.03 |
| 5 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.05 |
| 7 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.39 |
| 10 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.19 |
| 17 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.07 |
| 20 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.03 |
| 24 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers