Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 28, 2026, 7:54 p.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Texas Longhorns
|
This team is still throwing a lot of red flags but I'm not going to dethrone them on a ranked win. My gut says Georgia and Miami are better, but I'll give it another week |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Oklahoma is a bad team, so I'm still waiting on a relevant game from them. They're ticking most of the boxes I've been looking for |
| 3 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Wake Forest is all the sudden looking decent, and I think the back half of that game was them playing scared to fuck up Mensah's statline. He's a dude. Toney's a dude. There's an argument for number 1 in my eyes |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
I question Day a little bit but they're one point away from being the number 1 team |
| 5 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
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| 6 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Replicating magic is hard to do. Northwestern looked decent but they are risk of getting passed up from the teams behind them. I'll defer for now |
| 7 |
Florida Gators
|
Huge jump for a team that won the ultimate trap game, but they do look solid and I don't see any better way to sort out this cluster of SEC teams. It's theirs today |
| 8 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
This offense is dealing too hard. I still want to see them wins big game on the road |
| 9 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Still very much in the mix. Chambliss is good and it's a trap game |
| 10 |
LSU Tigers
|
I'm a Leavitt opp but this team still has so many tools to work with if they get it together. They are ranked high for ceiling reasons |
| 11 |
BYU Cougars
|
Still good |
| 12 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Im not gonna lie, I'm not paying that much attention to them. A close game against Houston a few weeks back doesn't wow me. Utah is gaining on them |
| 13 |
Utah Utes
|
They have been proving that the bones of this program is still super solid even without Whittingham |
| 14 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
I know the stat line isn't showing it, but there is a semblance of offense here, and nobody is going to score that many points against Michigan. Still, that's two power 5 games without being able to make it all click. This is a good not great team |
| 15 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
They probably don't deserve it but they kept it close to the #1 team |
| 16 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
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| 17 |
Oregon Ducks
|
The ceiling is high still, even without Moore. |
| 18 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
This is easily my most overrated team, but they played a good game against a Miami team I love and then beat outright a very impressive Louisville program. I'm in |
| 19 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
Actually this team is the most overrated team |
| 20 |
USC Trojans
|
They are throwing classic Lincoln Riley red flags but I still like Maivia and they kept it close against a team that might be bouncing back |
| 21 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
Let's just pretend Tulsa didn't happen |
| 22 |
UCLA Bruins
|
This and OSU were some outside preseason hype teams that kinda have started to look the part |
| 23 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
Fraud watch |
| 24 |
Boise State Broncos
|
Best WMU who beat Michigan, kept it close to Oregon |
| 25 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
I still think they're okay. I'm going to let them hold over Houston or SMU |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.09 |
| 5 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Florida Gators
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.30 |
| 10 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.14 |
| 11 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.30 |
| 16 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
3.55 |
| 19 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
3.08 |
| 20 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
0.21 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.39 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
0.13 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
0.11 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.32 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
0.06 |
Total Score: 8.68