Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Aug. 13, 2026, 7:29 p.m.
Overall Rationale: This is pretty much a silly exercise given how little we know about these teams until they play. That said, I might as well throw 25 teams here purely on vibes. (No explanation for any pick given for obvious reason of none being possible)
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
I |
| 2 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
have |
| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
no |
| 4 |
Oregon Ducks
|
reason |
| 5 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
to |
| 6 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
really |
| 7 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
explain |
| 8 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
this |
| 9 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
list |
| 10 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
in |
| 11 |
BYU Cougars
|
the |
| 12 |
Clemson Tigers
|
slightest |
| 13 |
Texas Longhorns
|
and |
| 14 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
will |
| 15 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
basically |
| 16 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
be |
| 17 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
ignoring |
| 18 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
it |
| 19 |
Utah Utes
|
in |
| 20 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
its |
| 21 |
James Madison Dukes
|
entirety |
| 22 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
for |
| 23 |
Boise State Broncos
|
week |
| 24 |
LSU Tigers
|
one's |
| 25 |
Florida Gators
|
list |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.05 |
| 2 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.88 |
| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.05 |
| 4 |
Oregon Ducks
|
-0.03 |
| 5 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
1.42 |
| 6 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
18.73 |
| 7 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
9.52 |
| 8 |
Illinois Fighting Illini
|
9.66 |
| 9 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
15.03 |
| 11 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Clemson Tigers
|
5.65 |
| 13 |
Texas Longhorns
|
-1.39 |
| 14 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
-3.17 |
| 16 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
9.13 |
| 17 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.89 |
| 18 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
-3.88 |
| 21 |
James Madison Dukes
|
2.33 |
| 22 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
-2.28 |
| 23 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.40 |
| 24 |
LSU Tigers
|
-1.28 |
| 25 |
Florida Gators
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Texas A&M Aggies
|
3.19 |
USC Trojans
|
2.12 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
1.91 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.96 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.79 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.53 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.31 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.29 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.06 |
Total Score: 95.92