Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 13, 2026, 2:04 a.m.
Overall Rationale: hhhhhhhh
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Lil brother no more |
| 2 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Snooze fest until November |
| 3 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Every other game is ranked, that's something!...and you'd prob get in the CFP if you lose them all |
| 4 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
ehhhhhhhh idk |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
The Ohio State Smiths look to avenge their loss |
| 6 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
"You just cost us the game!" |
| 7 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Deion Sanders is a hack and a pathetic excuse for a football coach, also don't take an entire half to get going next time red raiders |
| 8 |
BYU Cougars
|
Wow what a normal fine game that was! Also Bear. |
| 9 |
Utah Utes
|
Why do you have a bear like your brother above you? |
| 10 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Tanking your value so you don't go to the Browns or Jets, I like the headspace here |
| 11 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Easy part of your schedule is over, good luck |
| 12 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
Is that another game where you score more than 20 points? I see you Hawkeyes! |
| 13 |
UCLA Bruins
|
The Pitt curse has moved onto you: You may never hold onto happiness |
| 14 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
The top rated qb plays at Oklahoma State |
| 15 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
Hope you enjoyed your bye, it may not be pretty from here on |
| 16 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Wow Texas A&M sucks! |
| 17 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
Kentucky...being BOLD???????? |
| 18 |
Boise State Broncos
|
Leaders in the MWC and the PAC |
| 19 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
Okay maybe you guys are actually good |
| 20 |
Houston Cougars
|
Biggest game this weekend against OSU, let's see if you are for real |
| 21 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
Omg hi Jesse Legree! |
| 22 |
SMU Mustangs
|
Snooze fest until November (but a Cal team on the schedule can always make things interesting) |
| 23 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
There's the classic kick in the nuts |
| 24 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
Ehh I didn't want to put Oregon or USC here so go filler team...Arizona! |
| 25 |
James Madison Dukes
|
Everyone is talking about the undefeated Dukes!!! |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.07 |
| 3 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.58 |
| 13 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.69 |
| 15 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.34 |
| 19 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
4.17 |
| 22 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.54 |
| 23 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
James Madison Dukes
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Tennessee Volunteers
|
1.01 |
USC Trojans
|
0.67 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
0.68 |
Total Score: 8.74