Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 12, 2026, 5:25 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Watch as many games as possible and rank based on my personal assessment. Try to mix deservingness with quality, giving more weight to the former.
Next teams for me: Nebraska, Oklahoma, Wisconsin, Baylor, Oregon
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Great fight, unreal LB play, and an offense that might actually be kind of ok? Imagine if they had their first two RBs |
| 2 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Bye - but it’s all about the QB and WR here for me. |
| 3 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Bye - no no wait stanford |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Missed DPI may have changed the outcome. But a loss is a loss. With Russell at QB, they’ll never truly be out of a game. He is getting better and better. |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Will not pretend I tuned in to watch them slaughter Maryland. |
| 6 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Not impressed so far. Hoover may have taken some steps in a very windy game though. |
| 7 |
Utah Utes
|
Didn’t get to watch much here tbh, but liked what I saw from them. I think Kansas has an underrated offense right now. |
| 8 |
UCLA Bruins
|
So physical, so tough, and so much fight. Never thought I would see that from UCLA. Unbelievable coaching job. |
| 9 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
Bye |
| 10 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
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| 11 |
Missouri Tigers
|
How does Mizzou have such good defensive line play every year? Absolutely shut down A&M, though Reed helped. |
| 12 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
I don’t think they are getting away with it, I think they are a good football team that never quits. Super gritty. |
| 13 |
BYU Cougars
|
No offense to speak of but exactly what you’d expect from a BYU defense. Smart, physical, well coached. |
| 14 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
The offense is good now, idc what you say. |
| 15 |
Texas Longhorns
|
The defense is unreal, but Arch’s mix of 20% unbelievable throws/50% OK throws/30% boneheaded, stupid, no good, bad, terrible throws is hurting them. |
| 16 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Bye |
| 17 |
Houston Cougars
|
Closer than I expected against KSU but really impressed by the QB play they have gotten from Weigman. |
| 18 |
USC Trojans
|
No defense to speak of but it’s a Riley team. Am genuinely impressed that they traveled across the country and got the win here, not usually the case. |
| 19 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
You know, personally, I’d like them to stop winning. Instead, they keep winning. Very impressed with Mestemaker. |
| 20 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
WAY too close for comfort against Arkansas. Maybe bailed out by weird coaching decisions from Arkansas here? |
| 21 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
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| 22 |
Boise State Broncos
|
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| 23 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
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| 24 |
New Mexico Lobos
|
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| 25 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
Chip is having so much fun |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.07 |
| 3 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Utah Utes
|
0.03 |
| 8 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
1.02 |
| 10 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.18 |
| 11 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.31 |
| 12 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.32 |
| 13 |
BYU Cougars
|
-0.73 |
| 14 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.06 |
| 15 |
Texas Longhorns
|
-0.94 |
| 16 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
-1.48 |
| 17 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
New Mexico Lobos
|
1.05 |
| 25 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
-0.15 |