DarthGlazer Ballot for 2026 Week 5
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 27, 2026, 8:17 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Mostly care about wins. How you win, who you beat, and number of wins. Head to heads matter most for me.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
top dog till they aren't |
| 2 |
Texas Longhorns
|
best actual resume |
| 3 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
wisconsin win looking good |
| 4 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
still a previous natty team |
| 5 |
Florida Gators
|
good win vs ole miss. Personally don't think they're the number 5 team but based on my own rules i prefer resume and they've got that |
| 6 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Not looking too hot but still a team to reckoned with |
| 7 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
meh |
| 8 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
clicking already. I'm just not sure arkansas is a good measure. Their first real test is oct 10. |
| 9 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
if OSU can beat iowa next week like i think they will they'll be the number 4 team likely. |
| 10 |
Utah Utes
|
haven't come close yet. |
| 11 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
surprise surprise |
| 12 |
BYU Cougars
|
honestly team looks really good. |
| 13 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
nice win. got helped out a TON by the refs on that last drive. shouldn't have even been a close game but a win's a win. they're going to get walloped by OSU. |
| 14 |
UCLA Bruins
|
looking good |
| 15 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
let-down game. we'll see next week if they get back on track |
| 16 |
Oregon Ducks
|
no dante moore from now on. I don't trust raiola enough. Team is good though... |
| 17 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
speaking of raiola.... the corns are looking good |
| 18 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
play somebody real |
| 19 |
USC Trojans
|
honestly want to kick them out just to spite lincoln and his thugs. they played a good game against whom i think is a much better opponent. |
| 20 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
meh |
| 21 |
LSU Tigers
|
we'll see in a few weeks. |
| 22 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
meh |
| 23 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
meh |
| 24 |
Boise State Broncos
|
likely the G6 playoff team. they had no mercy lol. |
| 25 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
if they play like they did without penalties this is a top 10 team. 430 yards of offense on iowa's defense. Defense might be good enough to hold oregon and indiana down. this legit looks like it could be a playoff team if the cards fall right and they can smack the stupid out of themeselves |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.60 |
| 2 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Florida Gators
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.80 |
| 7 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
-0.64 |
| 9 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.13 |
| 15 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
0.56 |
| 18 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
0.28 |
| 19 |
USC Trojans
|
0.17 |
| 20 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
0.13 |
| 21 |
LSU Tigers
|
-0.75 |
| 22 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.85 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.40 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.32 |
Total Score: 5.65