Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 27, 2026, 10:57 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Completely vibes based because it is WAY TOO EARLY TO RANK TEAMS. But I have to in order to keep my voting rights.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Yeah, just has the best wins in CFB, they have to be on top now |
| 2 |
Florida Gators
|
No shoes thrown this time |
| 3 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Sucks that the schedule sucks, will need to wait til BYU to see how good this team is. |
| 4 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Northwestern isn't good... is it? |
| 5 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Also with the bad schedule |
| 6 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Still the big bad guy of CFB |
| 7 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Really can't find anything wrong with the team |
| 8 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Ughhhh, I hate putting teams with losses on, but Ohio State needs to be rewarded for playing Texas ughhhhhhh |
| 9 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Fuck U$C |
| 10 |
UCLA Bruins
|
Seriously, FUCK U$C |
| 11 |
BYU Cougars
|
All this NIL and shit has made so many schedules suck in the first half of the season |
| 12 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
LOLZ Michigan lost to an Iowa team that can PASS |
| 13 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
Is Nebraska back? |
| 14 |
Utah Utes
|
Utah also wants to FUCK U$C up |
| 15 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
Wait, it isn't Basketball season yet |
| 16 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
Pitt is not eating shit yet. |
| 17 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
The less insane tech school |
| 18 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
Someone will win the Big 12. I have no idea who tho |
| 19 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
TT must be fuming at how other schools keep finding ways to be shittier |
| 20 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
If you beat Bama, everyone will love that |
| 21 |
North Dakota State Bison
|
This FBS stuff seems easy huh? |
| 22 |
James Madison Dukes
|
The Wolverine of the G6, keeps being good no matter how many times their coaches get poached |
| 23 |
USF Bulls
|
4-0 to start the season! |
| 24 |
UMass Minutemen
|
Umass having the best turnaround ever? |
| 25 |
Boise State Broncos
|
May actually be the best G6 team. Rewarded for playing Oregon. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Florida Gators
|
0.84 |
| 3 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
-0.33 |
| 8 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Oregon Ducks
|
1.02 |
| 10 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.91 |
| 11 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
1.53 |
| 14 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.47 |
| 16 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
0.75 |
| 17 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
0.98 |
| 18 |
Cincinnati Bearcats
|
1.07 |
| 19 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
-1.17 |
| 20 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
-0.54 |
| 21 |
North Dakota State Bison
|
1.34 |
| 22 |
James Madison Dukes
|
0.39 |
| 23 |
USF Bulls
|
1.64 |
| 24 |
UMass Minutemen
|
0.90 |
| 25 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Ole Miss Rebels
|
1.88 |
LSU Tigers
|
1.84 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.85 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.40 |
USC Trojans
|
0.32 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.32 |
Total Score: 19.52