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Noy_Telinu Ballot for 2026 Week 5

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Sept. 27, 2026, 10:57 a.m.

Overall Rationale: Completely vibes based because it is WAY TOO EARLY TO RANK TEAMS. But I have to in order to keep my voting rights.

Rank Team Reason
1 Texas Longhorns Yeah, just has the best wins in CFB, they have to be on top now
2 Florida Gators No shoes thrown this time
3 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sucks that the schedule sucks, will need to wait til BYU to see how good this team is.
4 Indiana Hoosiers Northwestern isn't good... is it?
5 Miami Hurricanes Also with the bad schedule
6 Alabama Crimson Tide Still the big bad guy of CFB
7 Georgia Bulldogs Really can't find anything wrong with the team
8 Ohio State Buckeyes Ughhhh, I hate putting teams with losses on, but Ohio State needs to be rewarded for playing Texas ughhhhhhh
9 Oregon Ducks Fuck U$C
10 UCLA Bruins Seriously, FUCK U$C
11 BYU Cougars All this NIL and shit has made so many schedules suck in the first half of the season
12 Iowa Hawkeyes LOLZ Michigan lost to an Iowa team that can PASS
13 Nebraska Cornhuskers Is Nebraska back?
14 Utah Utes Utah also wants to FUCK U$C up
15 Duke Blue Devils Wait, it isn't Basketball season yet
16 Pittsburgh Panthers Pitt is not eating shit yet.
17 Virginia Tech Hokies The less insane tech school
18 Cincinnati Bearcats Someone will win the Big 12. I have no idea who tho
19 Texas Tech Red Raiders TT must be fuming at how other schools keep finding ways to be shittier
20 Mississippi State Bulldogs If you beat Bama, everyone will love that
21 North Dakota State Bison This FBS stuff seems easy huh?
22 James Madison Dukes The Wolverine of the G6, keeps being good no matter how many times their coaches get poached
23 USF Bulls 4-0 to start the season!
24 UMass Minutemen Umass having the best turnaround ever?
25 Boise State Broncos May actually be the best G6 team. Rewarded for playing Oregon.

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