Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Sept. 6, 2017, 9:05 a.m.

Overall Rationale: None. I have no rationale. Fuck rationality. The earth is flat.

• Ballot
• Analysis

Rank	Team	Reason
1	Ohio State Buckeyes
2	Alabama Crimson Tide
3	Washington Huskies
4	Clemson Tigers
5	Oklahoma State Cowboys	If you don't like mullets then fuck you
6	USC Trojans
7	Michigan Wolverines
8	Wisconsin Badgers
9	Penn State Nittany Lions
10	Oklahoma Sooners
11	Florida State Seminoles	Sure, francois got hurt, but this is jumbo's team. He'll keep them in the conversation for a NY6 bowl, no doubt.
12	Virginia Tech Hokies
13	Louisville Cardinals
14	LSU Tigers
15	Florida Gators	Even though I had Flawda at 12 and the fighting hardballs at 8 and got an outcome I expected in that game, I still had to move gata down because that offense was ass, my dude.
16	Auburn Tigers
17	Kansas State Wildcats
18	Stanford Cardinal
19	Miami Hurricanes
20	Georgia Bulldogs
21	West Virginia Mountaineers
22	Washington State Cougars
23	Utah Utes
24	UCLA Bruins
25	Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets	Georgia tech is better than tennessee, just not as lucky.Also, there's no G5s in my poll. Deal with it.

Teams Ranked:

Rank	Team	Unusualness
1	Ohio State Buckeyes	0.19
2	Alabama Crimson Tide	0.00
3	Washington Huskies	0.82
4	Clemson Tigers	0.00
5	Oklahoma State Cowboys	0.45
6	USC Trojans	0.00
7	Michigan Wolverines	0.00
8	Wisconsin Badgers	0.03
9	Penn State Nittany Lions	-0.22
10	Oklahoma Sooners	-0.70
11	Florida State Seminoles	0.00
12	Virginia Tech Hokies	0.26
13	Louisville Cardinals	0.56
14	LSU Tigers	0.00
15	Florida Gators	3.05
16	Auburn Tigers	0.00
17	Kansas State Wildcats	0.22
18	Stanford Cardinal	-0.67
19	Miami Hurricanes	0.00
20	Georgia Bulldogs	-0.22
21	West Virginia Mountaineers	1.11
22	Washington State Cougars	0.00
23	Utah Utes	0.00
24	UCLA Bruins	0.00
25	Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets	0.04

Omissions:

Team	Unusualness
USF Bulls	0.30
TCU Horned Frogs	0.26
Colorado Buffaloes	0.01
Tennessee Volunteers	0.04

Total Score: 9.15