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Ch-i-ef Ballot for 2026 Week 5

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Sept. 28, 2026, 11:41 p.m.

Overall Rationale: Erm

Rank Team Reason
1 Texas Longhorns Pull a Manning when your time comes, you know what I mean
2 Georgia Bulldogs Belt to ass
3 Miami Hurricanes OMG hi Malachi Toney!
4 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Play someone
5 Indiana Hoosiers Hey man can your QB hit open receivers downfield, I'm starting to get worried
6 Ohio State Buckeyes OMG hi Jeremiah Smith
7 Texas Tech Red Raiders Hey man can your QB not throw it to the other team as muc- Castellanos is on your team???
8 BYU Cougars Praise be the Crumbl
9 Alabama Crimson Tide Ehh you're looking like an actual team now, but here comes the gauntlet
10 Iowa Hawkeyes No extra time needed
11 Florida Gators Wait, are you guys good?
12 Utah Utes Top 10 showdown coming to the state of Utah soon?
13 Virginia Tech Hokies I think Pitt and Cal are going to be the first real tests for the Hokies, let's see how they handle it
14 Oregon Ducks Rest up Dante Moore
15 Ole Miss Rebels Trap game + Florida might be good this year
16 LSU Tigers Them Aggies goin eight n four eh
17 UCLA Bruins Wait, are you guys good?
18 Mississippi State Bulldogs Wait, are you guys good?
19 Oklahoma State Cowboys Tulsa be something man
20 Tennessee Volunteers Schedule isn't as brutal as other SEC teams, too bad you don't get to face OU.
21 Duke Blue Devils What did William and Mary Tribe do to you guys?
22 Pittsburgh Panthers Every year, Pitt has some of the most awesome ways they lose their first game
23 Cincinnati Bearcats 8 completed passes and a win?
24 USC Trojans ...
25 North Dakota State Bison Hell yeah

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