Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Aug. 16, 2019, 11:59 a.m.
Overall Rationale: None. There is not rationale for a preseason poll. My decisions for the first few weeks will be based on the poll inertia from this one. It's going to be crap and I'm here for it every yearAlso I'm doing this as a delay for a presentation I have for a class and I'm awful about it. If you see this please yell at me in the comments. 
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Clemson Tigers | I thought 2018 Alabama was one of the best teams of all time until they played Clemson. Maintain the top spotDabo is a trash human being though |
2 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Saban you should challenge yourself by coaching at Cal |
3 | Georgia Bulldogs | Can't wait to see /u/brobroma's response to your inevitable collapse this year. |
4 | Oklahoma Sooners | Congrats on the Heisman Hurts.  |
5 | Ohio State Buckeyes | I'm tired of the top 5 being the same teams year in and out |
6 | Michigan Wolverines | Sure, why not overhype them again |
7 | Washington Huskies | I just want Wazzu to win the apple cup this year |
8 | Texas Longhorns | We've all made the texas is back jokes or TEXAS LOST TO KANSAS jokes, but we will all regret the day when an undefeated texas appears in November. (Just to lose to OU again) |
9 | Florida Gators | Good squad that is going to be outshined by the top of the SEC |
10 | Oregon Ducks | FIRE LARRY SCOTT |
11 | LSU Tigers | I spent Mardi Gras in New Orleans and that is the only justification I need for having LSU this high.  |
12 | Texas A&M Aggies | A&M, Scar, and Wisconsin are going to be hammered by a brutal schedule.  |
13 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Can't wait until they lose to Duke |
14 | Penn State Nittany Lions | I really don't know why I have them this high |
15 | Syracuse Orange | Please stop clemson |
16 | Washington State Cougars | Mike Leach must be protected at all costs |
17 | Utah Utes | BEAT BYU |
18 | Northwestern Wildcats | I hate you nerds |
19 | Michigan State Spartans | J E T S W E E P |
20 | Iowa State Cyclones | Ahead of Iowa just to piss off iowa fans |
21 | Army West Point | If you don't have at least one service academy in your preseason poll you hate america |
22 | Iowa Hawkeyes | I have two coworkers that root for IOWA. They went to Iowa state and South florida. I don't get it what do you do to get this loyalty. |
23 | Wisconsin Badgers | Sheer homerism has me ranking them this high.  |
24 | UCF Knights | Damn you LSU for ruining my chance to meme this offseason.  |
25 | Appalachian State Mountaineers | Fun belt party |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
2 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
3 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
4 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
5 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
6 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
7 | Washington Huskies | 1.05 |
8 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
9 | Florida Gators | 0.00 |
10 | Oregon Ducks | 0.09 |
11 | LSU Tigers | -0.73 |
12 | Texas A&M Aggies | 0.00 |
13 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | -0.61 |
14 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
15 | Syracuse Orange | 1.02 |
16 | Washington State Cougars | 0.59 |
17 | Utah Utes | 0.00 |
18 | Northwestern Wildcats | 3.84 |
19 | Michigan State Spartans | 0.03 |
20 | Iowa State Cyclones | 0.00 |
21 | Army West Point | 0.21 |
22 | Iowa Hawkeyes | 0.00 |
23 | Wisconsin Badgers | 0.00 |
24 | UCF Knights | -0.58 |
25 | Appalachian State Mountaineers | 0.00 |