DarthGlazer Ballot for 2026 Week 9
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 25, 2026, 11:16 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Mostly care about wins. How you win, who you beat, and number of wins. Head to heads matter most for me. From halfway through the season wins matter more. if you can stay undefeated through the chaos of college football you deserve a higher ranking.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
keep on rolling. waiting for ND |
| 2 |
UCLA Bruins
|
Looking like the only team left is michigan. |
| 3 |
Utah Utes
|
holy war coming up in a couple weeks. Cinci's gonna be hard |
| 4 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
SEC runs through kentucky(?) |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Indiana still deserves this spot imo |
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
meh. I'll be watching the ole miss game mostly |
| 7 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
struggled against UM. should've lost tbh. i'm not sure they're as good as it thought, even though i do think umich has the best defense in the country |
| 8 |
BYU Cougars
|
sigh.... |
| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
when's their next game? they played better in their bye week. |
| 10 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
interesting collision course... |
| 11 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
how...? |
| 12 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
they look like demons... |
| 13 |
Houston Cougars
|
sigh |
| 14 |
Texas Longhorns
|
highest high and lowest low. if they can figure out to stay high.... can't wait |
| 15 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
lost to notre dame and ucla. ij think they're great |
| 16 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
still looking good... |
| 17 |
LSU Tigers
|
there's a reason kiffin never won a chip |
| 18 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
what's going on...? |
| 19 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
that tennessee loss is hurting them here. can't put them above tennessee |
| 20 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
just keep winning and you'll move up. |
| 21 |
SMU Mustangs
|
same as zona |
| 22 |
Florida Gators
|
good luck against uga..... i don't think florida is that good... |
| 23 |
Boise State Broncos
|
close game. Can't wait for the playoffs with them. |
| 24 |
Minnesota Golden Gophers
|
|
| 25 |
USC Trojans
|
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.16 |
| 3 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.68 |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
-0.33 |
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
-0.06 |
| 10 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
0.79 |
| 11 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.95 |
| 14 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
2.28 |
| 16 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
-1.08 |
| 20 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Florida Gators
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Minnesota Golden Gophers
|
0.87 |
| 25 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
Missouri Tigers
Oklahoma State Cowboys