Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Sept. 20, 2026, 6:43 p.m.

Overall Rationale: “I judge you unfortunate because you have never lived through misfortune. You have passed through life without an opponent—no one can ever know what you are capable of, not even you.”

• Ballot
• Analysis

Rank	Team	Reason
1	Texas Longhorns
2	Georgia Bulldogs
3	Notre Dame Fighting Irish
4	Ole Miss Rebels
5	Indiana Hoosiers
6	Miami Hurricanes
7	Ohio State Buckeyes
8	BYU Cougars
9	Alabama Crimson Tide
10	USC Trojans
11	LSU Tigers
12	Texas Tech Red Raiders
13	Penn State Nittany Lions
14	Tennessee Volunteers
15	Utah Utes
16	Louisville Cardinals
17	Iowa Hawkeyes
18	Michigan Wolverines
19	Missouri Tigers
20	Oregon Ducks
21	Florida Gators
22	SMU Mustangs
23	Texas A&M Aggies
24	Mississippi State Bulldogs
25	Houston Cougars

Teams Ranked:

Rank	Team	Unusualness
1	Texas Longhorns	0.00
2	Georgia Bulldogs	0.01
3	Notre Dame Fighting Irish	0.00
4	Ole Miss Rebels	0.00
5	Indiana Hoosiers	0.00
6	Miami Hurricanes	0.00
7	Ohio State Buckeyes	0.00
8	BYU Cougars	0.08
9	Alabama Crimson Tide	0.00
10	USC Trojans	0.00
11	LSU Tigers	0.00
12	Texas Tech Red Raiders	0.00
13	Penn State Nittany Lions	0.00
14	Tennessee Volunteers	0.00
15	Utah Utes	0.00
16	Louisville Cardinals	0.00
17	Iowa Hawkeyes	0.00
18	Michigan Wolverines	0.00
19	Missouri Tigers	0.00
20	Oregon Ducks	0.00
21	Florida Gators	0.00
22	SMU Mustangs	0.00
23	Texas A&M Aggies	0.00
24	Mississippi State Bulldogs	-0.11
25	Houston Cougars	0.00

Omissions:

Team	Unusualness
Duke Blue Devils	0.00
West Virginia Mountaineers	0.10
Virginia Tech Hokies	0.01

Total Score: 0.31