Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 4, 2023, 10:32 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Based on this week's results, stats, coaching decisions, and future expectations.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Despite a shaky start for Beck, it wasn't in doubt that the Dawgs weren't going to win. |
| 2 |
USC Trojans
|
Can we see a B2B Heisman for Caleb Williams? |
| 3 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Nice to see the QB competition end with Milroe taking the charge. |
| 4 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Fragile Ego, Fragile Mind, Fragile Bo...wait, is this the Jon Moxley promo he did on CM Punk? Guess it fits for this team. Also it's a self imposed suspension guys. |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
You only put up 23 points against Indiana, maybe more QB competition. |
| 6 |
Washington Huskies
|
Penix Jr. threw 5 touchdowns. Caleb threw 5 touchdowns for USC. Pac-12 Championship game? |
| 7 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
Thank you Jayden Daniels for making us laugh at Brian Kelly again. |
| 8 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Fall Out Boy will continue to play until realignment stops. But good Offensive and Defensive plays for the Happy Valley Lions |
| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Fine, Sam Hartman is good. Are you happy NBC? |
| 10 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Tennessee is one game closer to playing in the Orange Bowl again. The Defense showed out for them. |
| 11 |
Texas Longhorns
|
If fans are complaining about their team winning but no Arch Manning, then they don't deserve anything. |
| 12 |
Utah Utes
|
Thanks Utah for getting us one step closer to Billy Napier being fired. |
| 13 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
As the great Jim Ross said, "BAH GAWD"! |
| 14 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Bo Knows, kind of. Also 546 Push-ups, calm down Oregon Duck |
| 15 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
Big 12's Big Threat. (That was until Oklahoma happened) |
| 16 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
I guess NC is the best Carolina. Maybe it was the Jumpman logo. |
| 17 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
Sheueur Sanders and Travis Hunter have the potenial to be Heisman winners. But the big matchup is Sept. 30 USC vs. Colorado |
| 18 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
Big Cat should've had more donuts, not the dominate victory the Badgers wanted. |
| 19 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
Good Balance of Passing & Rushing on the Offense. Will see how well they do in the Pac-12. |
| 20 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Everyone should keep Ole Miss as the spoiler for some big games in the SEC. |
| 21 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
Very good offense for Tulane, hopefully they convert that offense into bigger wins. |
| 22 |
LSU Tigers
|
Everyone, laugh at the Brian Kelly! |
| 23 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Here Jimbo, here's your flowers. But if you lose to Miami.... |
| 24 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
The Cinderella Story may be over, but they're still very dangerous. |
| 25 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
I'll be biased, their Safety Kenny Logan Jr. was one of my classmates in Elementary, Middle, and High School so I have to root for them. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
USC Trojans
|
0.76 |
| 3 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
-0.26 |
| 8 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.18 |
| 14 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
0.11 |
| 18 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.31 |
| 19 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
0.94 |
| 25 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
0.13 |