Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 4, 2023, 10:32 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Based on this week's results, stats, coaching decisions, and future expectations.
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | Despite a shaky start for Beck, it wasn't in doubt that the Dawgs weren't going to win. |
2 | USC Trojans | Can we see a B2B Heisman for Caleb Williams? |
3 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Nice to see the QB competition end with Milroe taking the charge. |
4 | Michigan Wolverines | Fragile Ego, Fragile Mind, Fragile Bo...wait, is this the Jon Moxley promo he did on CM Punk? Guess it fits for this team. Also it's a self imposed suspension guys. |
5 | Ohio State Buckeyes | You only put up 23 points against Indiana, maybe more QB competition. |
6 | Washington Huskies | Penix Jr. threw 5 touchdowns. Caleb threw 5 touchdowns for USC. Pac-12 Championship game? |
7 | Florida State Seminoles | Thank you Jayden Daniels for making us laugh at Brian Kelly again. |
8 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Fall Out Boy will continue to play until realignment stops. But good Offensive and Defensive plays for the Happy Valley Lions |
9 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Fine, Sam Hartman is good. Are you happy NBC? |
10 | Tennessee Volunteers | Tennessee is one game closer to playing in the Orange Bowl again. The Defense showed out for them. |
11 | Texas Longhorns | If fans are complaining about their team winning but no Arch Manning, then they don't deserve anything. |
12 | Utah Utes | Thanks Utah for getting us one step closer to Billy Napier being fired. |
13 | Oklahoma Sooners | As the great Jim Ross said, "BAH GAWD"! |
14 | Oregon Ducks | Bo Knows, kind of. Also 546 Push-ups, calm down Oregon Duck |
15 | Kansas State Wildcats | Big 12's Big Threat. (That was until Oklahoma happened) |
16 | North Carolina Tar Heels | I guess NC is the best Carolina. Maybe it was the Jumpman logo. |
17 | Colorado Buffaloes | Sheueur Sanders and Travis Hunter have the potenial to be Heisman winners. But the big matchup is Sept. 30 USC vs. Colorado |
18 | Wisconsin Badgers | Big Cat should've had more donuts, not the dominate victory the Badgers wanted. |
19 | Oregon State Beavers | Good Balance of Passing & Rushing on the Offense. Will see how well they do in the Pac-12. |
20 | Ole Miss Rebels | Everyone should keep Ole Miss as the spoiler for some big games in the SEC. |
21 | Tulane Green Wave | Very good offense for Tulane, hopefully they convert that offense into bigger wins. |
22 | LSU Tigers | Everyone, laugh at the Brian Kelly! |
23 | Texas A&M Aggies | Here Jimbo, here's your flowers. But if you lose to Miami.... |
24 | TCU Horned Frogs | The Cinderella Story may be over, but they're still very dangerous. |
25 | Kansas Jayhawks | I'll be biased, their Safety Kenny Logan Jr. was one of my classmates in Elementary, Middle, and High School so I have to root for them. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | USC Trojans | 0.76 |
3 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
4 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
5 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
6 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
7 | Florida State Seminoles | -0.26 |
8 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
9 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
10 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
11 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
12 | Utah Utes | 0.00 |
13 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.18 |
14 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
15 | Kansas State Wildcats | 0.00 |
16 | North Carolina Tar Heels | 0.00 |
17 | Colorado Buffaloes | 0.11 |
18 | Wisconsin Badgers | 0.31 |
19 | Oregon State Beavers | 0.00 |
20 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
21 | Tulane Green Wave | 0.00 |
22 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
23 | Texas A&M Aggies | 0.00 |
24 | TCU Horned Frogs | 0.94 |
25 | Kansas Jayhawks | 0.13 |