Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Aug. 16, 2018, 12:54 p.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
ugh |
| 2 |
Clemson Tigers
|
double up ugh ugh |
| 3 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
I believe in Kyler Murray |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
They lose some on defense but the offense should be killer |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
If Meyer is gone drop them below Wiscy |
| 6 |
Washington Huskies
|
Is Jake Browning E L I T E? That will determine the season. |
| 7 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
This could be the best Wisconsin team in awhile, particularly on offense |
| 8 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
yeah sure why not |
| 9 |
Auburn Tigers
|
|
| 10 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Get a quarterback and then we'll talk |
| 11 |
Michigan State Spartans
|
they return practically everyone from a pretty good team. |
| 12 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
"Grier to Sills" will hopefully overshadow "so who's gonna play defense" |
| 13 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
McSorley is the truth but losing Moorhead and Barkley's gotta be worth something right? Right? Pls |
| 14 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Is Brandon Wimbush E V E N A V E R A G E? That will determine the season. |
| 15 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
fuck man I just wanna be happy |
| 16 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
I 100% guarantee that Bryce Love will finish 2nd in the Heisman vote to a quarterback. |
| 17 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
yeah about here seems fine |
| 18 |
USC Trojans
|
SO who's gonna play QB? They'll probably still win the south because who else is going to? Utah? |
| 19 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
Last year was The Year, but the offense should still be pretty good. |
| 20 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
If Moorhead can get the offense to click in his system they could get real good real fast. All the pieces are there. |
| 21 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
I'll believe Bud Foster has a bad defense when I see it with my own god damned eyes. |
| 22 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
whatever |
| 23 |
UCF Knights
|
Maybe it was all Frost, maybe it's maybelline |
| 24 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
I'm still not convinced they're, like, good but shit man they won 10 games last year right? |
| 25 |
Toledo Rockets
|
T-O-L! |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.70 |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
1.13 |
| 9 |
Auburn Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Michigan State Spartans
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
0.90 |
| 13 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
-0.38 |
| 14 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.38 |
| 18 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
5.69 |
| 20 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
3.11 |
| 23 |
UCF Knights
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Toledo Rockets
|
0.11 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.51 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.31 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.32 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
Total Score: 13.56