Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Aug. 16, 2018, 12:54 p.m.
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Alabama Crimson Tide | ugh |
2 | Clemson Tigers | double up ugh ugh |
3 | Oklahoma Sooners | I believe in Kyler Murray |
4 | Georgia Bulldogs | They lose some on defense but the offense should be killer |
5 | Ohio State Buckeyes | If Meyer is gone drop them below Wiscy |
6 | Washington Huskies | Is Jake Browning E L I T E? That will determine the season. |
7 | Wisconsin Badgers | This could be the best Wisconsin team in awhile, particularly on offense |
8 | TCU Horned Frogs | yeah sure why not |
9 | Auburn Tigers | |
10 | Miami Hurricanes | Get a quarterback and then we'll talk |
11 | Michigan State Spartans | they return practically everyone from a pretty good team. |
12 | West Virginia Mountaineers | "Grier to Sills" will hopefully overshadow "so who's gonna play defense" |
13 | Penn State Nittany Lions | McSorley is the truth but losing Moorhead and Barkley's gotta be worth something right? Right? Pls |
14 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Is Brandon Wimbush E V E N A V E R A G E? That will determine the season. |
15 | Michigan Wolverines | fuck man I just wanna be happy |
16 | Stanford Cardinal | I 100% guarantee that Bryce Love will finish 2nd in the Heisman vote to a quarterback. |
17 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | yeah about here seems fine |
18 | USC Trojans | SO who's gonna play QB? They'll probably still win the south because who else is going to? Utah? |
19 | NC State Wolfpack | Last year was The Year, but the offense should still be pretty good. |
20 | Mississippi State Bulldogs | If Moorhead can get the offense to click in his system they could get real good real fast. All the pieces are there. |
21 | Virginia Tech Hokies | I'll believe Bud Foster has a bad defense when I see it with my own god damned eyes. |
22 | Kansas State Wildcats | whatever |
23 | UCF Knights | Maybe it was all Frost, maybe it's maybelline |
24 | Northwestern Wildcats | I'm still not convinced they're, like, good but shit man they won 10 games last year right? |
25 | Toledo Rockets | T-O-L! |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
2 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
3 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.70 |
4 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
5 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
6 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
7 | Wisconsin Badgers | 0.00 |
8 | TCU Horned Frogs | 1.13 |
9 | Auburn Tigers | 0.00 |
10 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
11 | Michigan State Spartans | 0.00 |
12 | West Virginia Mountaineers | 0.90 |
13 | Penn State Nittany Lions | -0.38 |
14 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
15 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
16 | Stanford Cardinal | 0.00 |
17 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.38 |
18 | USC Trojans | 0.00 |
19 | NC State Wolfpack | 5.69 |
20 | Mississippi State Bulldogs | 0.00 |
21 | Virginia Tech Hokies | 0.00 |
22 | Kansas State Wildcats | 3.11 |
23 | UCF Knights | 0.00 |
24 | Northwestern Wildcats | 0.00 |
25 | Toledo Rockets | 0.11 |
Omissions:
Team | Unusualness |
---|---|
Florida State Seminoles | 0.51 |
Boise State Broncos | 0.31 |
LSU Tigers | 0.32 |
Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
Total Score: 13.56