Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 11, 2017, 5 p.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
bleh |
| 2 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
got damn. |
| 3 |
Clemson Tigers
|
Hoo boy this defense is fantastic. |
| 4 |
USC Trojans
|
That was a dismantling of what should be a really solid Stanford team. |
| 5 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
This team is so fucking fun to watch. |
| 6 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Did what they should against a Pitt team that might be really really bad. Pros: That game didn't feel competitive at all.Cons: They were somehow outgained. |
| 7 |
Washington Huskies
|
Probably won't get a true sense of how good this team is until October. |
| 8 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
Yeah sure whatever here seems fine. |
| 9 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
They didn't look particularly competitive against Oklahoma, but they still have more talent than 95% of their schedule. |
| 10 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Scared me for a hot sec there. They're young, and that showed in their lack of focus against what should be a pretty bad Cincy team. Hopefully they get back on track, because Air Force is always scary. |
| 11 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
Just your average Wisconsin team. |
| 12 |
Auburn Tigers
|
Really Florida'd it up against Clemson. The defense looks good at least. |
| 13 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
Oof. |
| 14 |
LSU Tigers
|
So far so good. |
| 15 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
See above. |
| 16 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
Practically no run game, but Josh Jackson seems promising. |
| 17 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
lol Notre Dame lost to a public school. |
| 18 |
Washington State Cougars
|
I tried to stay up for the Boise game, I really did. |
| 19 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
It still upsets me that this hire seems to be working out for them. |
| 20 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Held serve due to the hurricane. |
| 21 |
Toledo Rockets
|
Won comfortably over a pretty good Nevada team. TOL! |
| 22 |
Maryland Terrapins
|
I thought they deserved a spot after week 1, and they dismantled Towson, so nothing has changed. |
| 23 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
They fucking destroyed Northwestern. |
| 24 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
El Assico was a Classico! Akrum Wadley is the truth, the Hawkeye's defense remains to be seen. |
| 25 |
Houston Cougars
|
RichRod's totally gonna get fired, right? |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.31 |
| 6 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.38 |
| 9 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
-0.04 |
| 11 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Auburn Tigers
|
0.85 |
| 13 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
0.99 |
| 14 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.27 |
| 16 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
-0.36 |
| 18 |
Washington State Cougars
|
0.19 |
| 19 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
0.74 |
| 20 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Toledo Rockets
|
4.14 |
| 22 |
Maryland Terrapins
|
0.16 |
| 23 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
1.31 |
| 24 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Louisville Cardinals
|
2.05 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
1.01 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.04 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.18 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
0.03 |
Utah Utes
|
0.13 |
Total Score: 13.18