Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Aug. 21, 2016, 11:38 p.m.

• Ballot
• Analysis

Rank	Team	Reason
1	Clemson Tigers	Hung with 'Bama and have Deshaun Watson
2	Alabama Crimson Tide	Roll damn tide. They lose a bunch but will reload, etc.
3	LSU Tigers	his name rhymes with Leonard Fournette
4	Stanford Cardinal	Damn straight I watched the Rose Bowl.
5	Oklahoma Sooners	This seems about right.
6	Florida State Seminoles	Would be higher if I knew Maguire would be 100%.
7	Ohio State Buckeyes	Urban Meyer and JT Barrett vs. Unprecedented levels of attrition! Go!
8	Michigan Wolverines	Please God don't fuck this up.
9	Houston Cougars	Yeah sure, why not?
10	TCU Horned Frogs	They play defense in the Big 12.
11	Michigan State Spartans	This seems fine.
12	Tennessee Volunteers	Fuck it, I'm hedging my bets on the hype.
13	Arkansas Razorbacks	BERT
14	Louisville Cardinals	Lamar Jackson. Next.
15	North Carolina Tar Heels	Great season, had a legitimate shot to beat Clemson.
16	Washington Huskies	Imma slow down this hype train until I see them play football.
17	Ole Miss Rebels	No more Laquon
18	Washington State Cougars	Mike Leach is a wizard.
19	UCLA Bruins	I have no idea what to expect. Didn't they lose to a 5-7 team in their bowl game?
20	Oregon Ducks	One of these days they're going to have to recruit their own quarterback, right?
21	Wisconsin Badgers	Corey Clement I guess. I dunno. I'm running out of teams.
22	Oklahoma State Cowboys	I watched their bowl game, but Mason Rudolph is the truth.
23	Navy Midshipmen	I like Navy.
24	Florida Gators	I mean believe it or not I did watch the Citrus Bowl.
25	Toledo Rockets	TOL!

Teams Ranked:

Rank	Team	Unusualness
1	Clemson Tigers	0.00
2	Alabama Crimson Tide	0.00
3	LSU Tigers	0.17
4	Stanford Cardinal	0.28
5	Oklahoma Sooners	0.00
6	Florida State Seminoles	0.00
7	Ohio State Buckeyes	0.00
8	Michigan Wolverines	0.00
9	Houston Cougars	0.39
10	TCU Horned Frogs	0.00
11	Michigan State Spartans	0.00
12	Tennessee Volunteers	0.00
13	Arkansas Razorbacks	7.57
14	Louisville Cardinals	0.78
15	North Carolina Tar Heels	0.80
16	Washington Huskies	0.00
17	Ole Miss Rebels	-0.04
18	Washington State Cougars	2.85
19	UCLA Bruins	0.00
20	Oregon Ducks	0.00
21	Wisconsin Badgers	1.10
22	Oklahoma State Cowboys	0.00
23	Navy Midshipmen	1.96
24	Florida Gators	0.00
25	Toledo Rockets	0.18

Omissions:

Team	Unusualness
Notre Dame Fighting Irish	2.90
Iowa Hawkeyes	0.82
Georgia Bulldogs	0.97
USC Trojans	0.90
Baylor Bears	0.00

Total Score: 21.73