Hastronaut Ballot for 2026 Week 9
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 25, 2026, 1:20 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Trying to rank resumes, not taking into account player talent or preseason hype.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
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| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
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| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
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| 4 |
UCLA Bruins
|
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| 5 |
Utah Utes
|
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| 6 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
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| 7 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
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| 8 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
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| 9 |
BYU Cougars
|
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| 10 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
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| 11 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
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| 12 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
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| 13 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
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| 14 |
SMU Mustangs
|
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| 15 |
Texas Longhorns
|
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| 16 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
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| 17 |
Missouri Tigers
|
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| 18 |
LSU Tigers
|
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| 19 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
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| 20 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
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| 21 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
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| 22 |
Boise State Broncos
|
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| 23 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
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| 24 |
Florida Gators
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| 25 |
Houston Cougars
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Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.13 |
| 4 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
1.24 |
| 9 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
-0.44 |
| 11 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.51 |
| 15 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Missouri Tigers
|
1.73 |
| 18 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.83 |
| 20 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.41 |
| 22 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
-0.52 |
| 24 |
Florida Gators
|
-0.29 |
| 25 |
Houston Cougars
|
-1.01 |
No major omissions.
Total Score: 7.10