Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 25, 2026, 8:52 a.m.
Overall Rationale: vibes
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Un |
| 2 |
UCLA Bruins
|
De |
| 3 |
Utah Utes
|
Feated |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Texas loss looking like some early season weirdness. |
| 5 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
Tell your kids about #5 Kentucky |
| 6 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Shaky but that Michigan defense is real |
| 7 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
Good teams blow out bad ones |
| 8 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
Your only loss being to #1 is doing a lot for your ranking, make the ACC proud |
| 9 |
BYU Cougars
|
OT loss and nobody else being good enough keeps you in the top 10. |
| 10 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
I still don't think you've been tested enough. |
| 11 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
The Auburn loss was bad. Don't do that again. |
| 12 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
|
| 13 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
B1G football is what it's all about |
| 14 |
Texas Longhorns
|
I want off Mr. Sark's wild ride |
| 15 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
|
| 16 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Not a great showing in your first big test |
| 17 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
|
| 18 |
Houston Cougars
|
No shame in losing to a great Utes team |
| 19 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
Must be fun to watch QB1 play for your team |
| 20 |
Boise State Broncos
|
The loss to Oregon is looking not great but the Broncos aren't |
| 21 |
UTSA Roadrunners
|
|
| 22 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
Better than Oregon. |
| 23 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
5D chess to keep Shane Beamer employed for another year |
| 24 |
SMU Mustangs
|
You down with ACC? Yeah you know me. |
| 25 |
New Mexico Lobos
|
I love the teal uniforms |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.16 |
| 3 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.42 |
| 6 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
1.46 |
| 8 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
0.68 |
| 9 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
-0.44 |
| 11 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
-0.97 |
| 12 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
3.01 |
| 14 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
1.20 |
| 20 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
UTSA Roadrunners
|
1.01 |
| 22 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
2.65 |
| 23 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
-0.52 |
| 24 |
SMU Mustangs
|
-0.23 |
| 25 |
New Mexico Lobos
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
LSU Tigers
|
1.28 |
Florida Gators
|
0.78 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.15 |
Total Score: 14.93