Noy_Telinu Ballot for 2026 Week 4
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 21, 2026, 12:58 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Completely vibes based because it is WAY TOO EARLY TO RANK TEAMS. But I have to in order to keep my voting rights.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Last season champ hasn't lost yet so they remain number 1 |
| 2 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Best win of anyone so far t6his year |
| 3 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Made it to the finals last year and has not lost yet |
| 4 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Last team to beat Indiana |
| 5 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
HAHAHAHAHA LSU lost HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Still likely SEC favorite |
| 7 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Damn it FSU, why did you blue ball America? |
| 8 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fiiiiiiiiiiiineeee I will rank teams that lose a game despite teams that have 0 losses not getting ranked because we WANT teams to face each other in non con but ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I hate this so much. |
| 9 |
USC Trojans
|
I hate you so much. |
| 10 |
Washington Huskies
|
I miss the PAC |
| 11 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
Please beat Michigan |
| 12 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Battle for the UT |
| 13 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
Might be undefeated until the Indiana Game |
| 14 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
I guess |
| 15 |
Florida Gators
|
SHOE |
| 16 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Bounce back that fast? |
| 17 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Wait, weren't you banned? What year is it? |
| 18 |
UCLA Bruins
|
P2 team means ranked ahead of Middle 2 team. Come on, these early rankings do not matter anyway, so... |
| 19 |
BYU Cougars
|
I hope BYU is good, for ND's sake |
| 20 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
Wait, Duke is undefeated? And won vs a BIG team? |
| 21 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
Has yet to eat Shit |
| 22 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
Joe Saunders was a VT alum. |
| 23 |
Utah Utes
|
Win vs Arky, who may be the worst SEC team this year |
| 24 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Hates LSU for stealing the spotlight of hated teams |
| 25 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
Sure |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.35 |
| 2 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.01 |
| 4 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
USC Trojans
|
0.15 |
| 10 |
Washington Huskies
|
5.55 |
| 11 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.92 |
| 12 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
9.33 |
| 14 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
0.08 |
| 15 |
Florida Gators
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.41 |
| 18 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.76 |
| 19 |
BYU Cougars
|
-1.34 |
| 20 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
0.03 |
| 22 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Utah Utes
|
-1.06 |
| 24 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
-1.73 |
| 25 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
LSU Tigers
|
1.51 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.87 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.34 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.21 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
0.10 |
Total Score: 24.76