DarthGlazer Ballot for 2026 Week 4
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 20, 2026, 2:28 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Mostly care about wins. How you win, who you beat, and number of wins. Head to heads matter most for me.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
kings till they lose |
| 2 |
Texas Longhorns
|
best looking team |
| 3 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
looking good |
| 4 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
beautiful win. hate watcher's dream |
| 5 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
play dirty but they're built well |
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
haven't seen anything special when they keep playing air. They let 17 points to a team that utah smashed |
| 7 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
they're a solid team when they're clicking. they lost though, and they're the highest 1-seed - even ahead of undefeateds only due to the fact they lost on the road in the last second to a great team |
| 8 |
USC Trojans
|
4-0. didn't love what I saw but they've got a big game next week |
| 9 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
second game they've had to comeback from. this aint gonna work against slightly better teams |
| 10 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
what a game.... what an offense |
| 11 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
they're aight. underplaying their talent |
| 12 |
BYU Cougars
|
they're clicking |
| 13 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
does iowa have an offense? |
| 14 |
Utah Utes
|
meh |
| 15 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
looking strong. |
| 16 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
shaky when they're not getting yelled at. No O-line and no run game. idk who they'll beat with just a defense |
| 17 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
is duke a football school? |
| 18 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
nice upset against virginia. good game |
| 19 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
sigh.... |
| 20 |
Oregon Ducks
|
lol. can't wait for next week. |
| 21 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
less good version of michigan |
| 22 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
play somebody real |
| 23 |
Western Michigan Broncos
|
maction babbbyyyy |
| 24 |
LSU Tigers
|
what a joke. only reason game was even close was due to the refs calling penalties left and right without cause on every ole miss drive. |
| 25 |
SMU Mustangs
|
played well. sorry |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.35 |
| 2 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
USC Trojans
|
0.36 |
| 9 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.96 |
| 11 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.43 |
| 14 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.02 |
| 17 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.46 |
| 18 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
0.79 |
| 19 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
2.27 |
| 20 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
2.44 |
| 22 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
-0.88 |
| 23 |
Western Michigan Broncos
|
0.95 |
| 24 |
LSU Tigers
|
-1.11 |
| 25 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Florida Gators
|
0.62 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
0.44 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.41 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
0.01 |
Total Score: 12.49