Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 20, 2026, 2:13 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Last year the SEC and ACC took a couple LSU and Clemson teams that finished unranked with four losses each the previous season, threw them together in Week 1, and told us the winner was a natty contender. Then LSU and Clemson finished unranked with six losses each, played again in Week 1 this year, and we called the winner a natty contender again. You hereby have my solemn vow that I will never again let myself be fooled into believing what LSU looks like against mid-ass Dabo Swinney in Week 1 is indicative of anything to come.
Also LSU's next five games are Texas A&M (which just had THAT loss), McNeese State, Kentucky, Mississippi State, and Auburn. So have fun watching them inexplicably float back into the top ten so they can be a quality win for Alabama, Texas, and Tennessee right before the playoffs. Megaconference schedules, man...
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
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| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
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| 3 |
Ole Miss Rebels
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| 4 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
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| 5 |
Texas Longhorns
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| 6 |
Miami Hurricanes
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| 7 |
Utah Utes
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| 8 |
Louisville Cardinals
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| 9 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
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| 10 |
BYU Cougars
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| 11 |
Tennessee Volunteers
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| 12 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
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| 13 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
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| 14 |
Duke Blue Devils
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| 15 |
Boise State Broncos
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| 16 |
LSU Tigers
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| 17 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
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| 18 |
Arizona Wildcats
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| 19 |
Oregon Ducks
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| 20 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
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| 21 |
SMU Mustangs
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| 22 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
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| 23 |
USC Trojans
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| 24 |
Western Michigan Broncos
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| 25 |
Michigan Wolverines
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Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.20 |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.16 |
| 3 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Texas Longhorns
|
-0.69 |
| 6 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Utah Utes
|
1.05 |
| 8 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
1.38 |
| 9 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.13 |
| 12 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.68 |
| 13 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
2.18 |
| 14 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
1.11 |
| 15 |
Boise State Broncos
|
9.82 |
| 16 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
-2.16 |
| 18 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
7.10 |
| 19 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.16 |
| 20 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
0.19 |
| 21 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.39 |
| 22 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
-1.29 |
| 23 |
USC Trojans
|
-1.21 |
| 24 |
Western Michigan Broncos
|
0.19 |
| 25 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
-0.15 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
1.52 |
Florida Gators
|
0.62 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
0.44 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.41 |
Total Score: 33.22