Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 19, 2026, 11:25 p.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
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| 2 |
Texas Longhorns
|
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| 3 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Swapped places with Texas for playing with their food against Wake, you should know better |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
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| 5 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Honest debate for best resume over Texas now that they've got LSU and Louisville wins under their belt, sadly they don't feel as complete as Texas rn so I can't put them higher |
| 6 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
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| 7 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Again, played with your food, dropped a little bit |
| 8 |
BYU Cougars
|
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| 9 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
I didn't rank Houston after looking weird against Oregon St and dropped TTU last week for the same, but TTU beating Houston is enough for me to push TTU above Utah for the time being, I still think Utah is the best of the 3 XII contenders rn |
| 10 |
Utah Utes
|
absurdly odd feeling to have 3 XII teams in the top 10 but i'm not complaining, it's time for the XII to get multiple playoff bids. |
| 11 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
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| 12 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
played with food |
| 13 |
LSU Tigers
|
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| 14 |
USC Trojans
|
Played with their food to the degree of a toddler with uncanny ability to lift those bowls specially made for babies to not lift. What the hell man. |
| 15 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
I still don't feel like this is the 2nd best team in the ACC like the ranking shows but their resume backs it up and if you asked me who's playing better than them I couldn't give an answer. |
| 16 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
congrats! You get to go from unranked to 16th because everyone else is too unproven or untrustworthy to be ranked here! To a degree that includes you! |
| 17 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
ew |
| 18 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
yuck |
| 19 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
finally some form of win to warrant me having you here since the preseason |
| 20 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
fuck it why not, VT and Kentucky next to each other in the top 25, who's gonna stop me? |
| 21 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
lmao |
| 22 |
Missouri Tigers
|
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| 23 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
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| 24 |
Tulsa Golden Hurricane
|
UNM sadly lost to Oklahoma and my speculative 25th of them can no longer hold. Tulsa inherits the throne and reps the G6 alone. Boise unfortunately is playing with their food as i'm typing this and the Oregon/Memphis games only look worse as time goes on. |
| 25 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
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Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.35 |
| 2 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.01 |
| 4 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
-0.36 |
| 8 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.08 |
| 9 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.04 |
| 10 |
Utah Utes
|
0.37 |
| 11 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.09 |
| 12 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
-0.52 |
| 13 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
USC Trojans
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
4.73 |
| 19 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
0.47 |
| 20 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
1.74 |
| 21 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.74 |
| 22 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Tulsa Golden Hurricane
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Tennessee Volunteers
|
1.79 |
Florida Gators
|
0.62 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
0.44 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.21 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.00 |
West Virginia Mountaineers
|
0.10 |
Total Score: 12.67