Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 5, 2023, 3:01 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Early in the year, I use carry-over from the previous year, but will adjust for significant roster change (See Colorado). Each Week is a reranking from scratch to eliminate the "Front runner status" carrying teams that haven't earned their place (See Clemson). I am forgiving of slow week 1 starts so long as the team is dominant in other areas. Once the season gets some weeks in I switch to letting my computer poll suggest the order and then human adjust. Also, little to no points given for beating a glorified scrimmage (FCS outside of a few teams). Don't sweat if your favorite team isn't ranked high yet, it is early.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Defending champ with one last scrimmage in week 1 |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
30-3 over a G5 while they shake the rust out. |
| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
23-3 over a P5 on the road. The defense did their job and the offense showed sparks. Will reevaluate more critically after next week. |
| 4 |
USC Trojans
|
|
| 5 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Got the job done against an overmatched MTSU |
| 6 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
An impressive win over P5 |
| 7 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Is ESPN's hype controlling my mind? Perhaps. |
| 8 |
Washington Huskies
|
World beaters in even-numbered quarters. |
| 9 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
What a second half against the AC helmeted team. |
| 10 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Technically a big win versus a P5 OOC. |
| 11 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
2-0 versus deflated tires. Season actually starts next week for them. |
| 12 |
Utah Utes
|
Respect playing an OOC P5, even if it is Florida |
| 13 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
What if it wasn't DJU that was the problem at Clemson? |
| 14 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Talk about getting your blood money's worth. |
| 15 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
No credit was offered for beating that opponent. |
| 16 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
Nice pulling away from South Carolina. |
| 17 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Hello police, I'd like to report a murder. |
| 18 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
Pounded out a decent win. |
| 19 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
Electric finish. Not overreacting to Clemson fumbling twice near the goal line. Congrats Devils. |
| 20 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Okay |
| 21 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
That FCS QB can sling it. |
| 22 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
No credit was offered for beating that opponent, even if those odd quarters were huge. |
| 23 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
Taking control of the American early |
| 24 |
UCF Knights
|
Who knows what they have this year |
| 25 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
Iowa gets a lead and stops playing offense, which is tradition by this point. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.15 |
| 4 |
USC Trojans
|
0.22 |
| 5 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.72 |
| 8 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
-0.97 |
| 10 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.16 |
| 14 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.31 |
| 19 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.21 |
| 21 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
UCF Knights
|
0.08 |
| 25 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |