Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 5, 2023, 11:53 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Better team rank better.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
5-7 season incoming. |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Didn’t look great, didn’t look bad. |
| 3 |
USC Trojans
|
Looked pretty dang good, defense shored up. |
| 4 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
The Seminal Vesicles had a YUGE win over my #3 team. I’ll admit I was wrong. |
| 5 |
Utah Utes
|
lil ah ranking |
| 6 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Looked good against bad comp. |
| 7 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Felt dominant while being classy. |
| 8 |
Washington Huskies
|
Destroyed the smurfs :( |
| 9 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
We looked BAD. Friendship with Day ended, Hartline is my new best friend. |
| 10 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
We’re getting crushed week 4, aren’t we… |
| 11 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Oh look, Oregon just scored another touchdown. |
| 12 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
Oh look, DJ Ukulele just made Clemson sad. |
| 13 |
LSU Tigers
|
Oh look, Brian Kelly just blew another big game. |
| 14 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Still not a fan of them winning the East |
| 15 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
Southeast Miss0uri returns home without any points. |
| 16 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
Good win against a team I thought was overrated by everyone. |
| 17 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Are they back? !Remind me 7 days. |
| 18 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
This team looks attractive as hell, I wish my team was like that. |
| 19 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Beating up on FCS teams does not impress me. |
| 20 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
Looked rather meh tbh. |
| 21 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
Travis Hunter is Him. |
| 22 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Beating up on FCS teams does not impress me, but they jump a number of teams ahead of them because I think they proved some doubters (me) wrong about their efficiency. |
| 23 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Beating up on (should be) FCS teams does not impress me. |
| 24 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
If this team doesn’t beat Iowa I will be SHOCKED. |
| 25 |
Maryland Terrapins
|
FCS win… I’m high on them though. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
USC Trojans
|
0.49 |
| 4 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Utah Utes
|
0.90 |
| 6 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
-0.18 |
| 10 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.43 |
| 13 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.73 |
| 14 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
-0.55 |
| 15 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
-0.09 |
| 23 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Maryland Terrapins
|
0.03 |
No major omissions.
Total Score: 3.40