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Doogitywoogity Ballot for 2023 Week 2

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Sept. 5, 2023, 10:47 p.m.

Overall Rationale: Whichever team makes me cry more. The more tears that land on each team’s name the better

Rank Team Reason
1 Georgia Bulldogs Didn’t watch, don’t care, fuck Georgia
2 Michigan Wolverines Didn’t watch the game but i am a bit surprised they only put 30 on ECU
3 Alabama Crimson Tide I’m tempted to put FSU ahead of them but I’ll wait and see
4 Florida State Seminoles Looked mostly good vs LSU once offense was sorted
5 Ohio State Buckeyes Struggled against a bad Indiana, I’m waiting to see how they adjust
6 Penn State Nittany Lions Played as expected, looked better than Ohio state
7 USC Trojans Their second game defense looked better but it was also Nevada
8 Utah Utes Looked good down starters and beat my gators :(
9 LSU Tigers Second half must’ve felt bad
10 Oregon Ducks They certainly put up big numbers vs PSU, too bad it was the FCS version. Still they look better than I thought
11 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sam Hartman for President? I’m excited to see them vs Ohio State and Duke
12 Tennessee Volunteers I don’t know what to think of Virginia to know what to think about this win so I’m going to react minimally
13 Kansas State Wildcats Expectation adjustment. Not that they’re bad just the others look gooooood
14 Washington Huskies I’m probably ranking them too low but I haven’t watched them play. Sorry PAC schools you’re disadvantaged
15 North Carolina Tar Heels One might say they’re the best at beating cocks. I don’t think they’re #15 but I think everyone else still needs to prove themselves.
16 Texas Longhorns First half vs Rice didn’t make me think they’ll make it out with their starting QB vs Alabama next week. They’re going in with two top QBs and may exit with none.
17 Colorado Buffaloes QB sanders was reading that defense like a children’s book. I’m v impressed
18 Oregon State Beavers I guess DJ wasn’t Clemson’s problem after all
19 Oklahoma Sooners They certainly put up big numbers, now i want to see them do it vs a real team
20 TCU Horned Frogs Better than most commentators are giving them credit for imo, but I’ll happily drop them if they’re bad next week
21 Texas A&M Aggies Need to see them perform against a P5 school before I move them up. Miami should be interesting next week
22 UCLA Bruins That young QB could be it
23 Wisconsin Badgers I thought they looked bad but I’ll happily be proven wrong
24 Ole Miss Rebels These last few picks are kind of arbitrary. I may have been too harsh to Wisconsin but they looked bad to me.
25 Iowa Hawkeyes I toyed with putting Duke in but I want to see them show it wasn’t a fluke. So enjoy being ranked Iowa. Score more points for the love of god

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