Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 5, 2023, 10:47 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Whichever team makes me cry more. The more tears that land on each team’s name the better
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | Didn’t watch, don’t care, fuck Georgia |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | Didn’t watch the game but i am a bit surprised they only put 30 on ECU |
3 | Alabama Crimson Tide | I’m tempted to put FSU ahead of them but I’ll wait and see |
4 | Florida State Seminoles | Looked mostly good vs LSU once offense was sorted |
5 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Struggled against a bad Indiana, I’m waiting to see how they adjust |
6 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Played as expected, looked better than Ohio state |
7 | USC Trojans | Their second game defense looked better but it was also Nevada |
8 | Utah Utes | Looked good down starters and beat my gators :( |
9 | LSU Tigers | Second half must’ve felt bad |
10 | Oregon Ducks | They certainly put up big numbers vs PSU, too bad it was the FCS version. Still they look better than I thought |
11 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Sam Hartman for President? I’m excited to see them vs Ohio State and Duke |
12 | Tennessee Volunteers | I don’t know what to think of Virginia to know what to think about this win so I’m going to react minimally |
13 | Kansas State Wildcats | Expectation adjustment. Not that they’re bad just the others look gooooood |
14 | Washington Huskies | I’m probably ranking them too low but I haven’t watched them play. Sorry PAC schools you’re disadvantaged |
15 | North Carolina Tar Heels | One might say they’re the best at beating cocks. I don’t think they’re #15 but I think everyone else still needs to prove themselves. |
16 | Texas Longhorns | First half vs Rice didn’t make me think they’ll make it out with their starting QB vs Alabama next week. They’re going in with two top QBs and may exit with none. |
17 | Colorado Buffaloes | QB sanders was reading that defense like a children’s book. I’m v impressed |
18 | Oregon State Beavers | I guess DJ wasn’t Clemson’s problem after all |
19 | Oklahoma Sooners | They certainly put up big numbers, now i want to see them do it vs a real team |
20 | TCU Horned Frogs | Better than most commentators are giving them credit for imo, but I’ll happily drop them if they’re bad next week |
21 | Texas A&M Aggies | Need to see them perform against a P5 school before I move them up. Miami should be interesting next week |
22 | UCLA Bruins | That young QB could be it |
23 | Wisconsin Badgers | I thought they looked bad but I’ll happily be proven wrong |
24 | Ole Miss Rebels | These last few picks are kind of arbitrary. I may have been too harsh to Wisconsin but they looked bad to me. |
25 | Iowa Hawkeyes | I toyed with putting Duke in but I want to see them show it wasn’t a fluke. So enjoy being ranked Iowa. Score more points for the love of god |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
3 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
4 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
5 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
6 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
7 | USC Trojans | 0.00 |
8 | Utah Utes | 0.05 |
9 | LSU Tigers | 1.58 |
10 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
11 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
12 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
13 | Kansas State Wildcats | 0.20 |
14 | Washington Huskies | -0.74 |
15 | North Carolina Tar Heels | 0.00 |
16 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
17 | Colorado Buffaloes | 0.11 |
18 | Oregon State Beavers | 0.00 |
19 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
20 | TCU Horned Frogs | 4.94 |
21 | Texas A&M Aggies | 0.00 |
22 | UCLA Bruins | 0.77 |
23 | Wisconsin Badgers | 0.00 |
24 | Ole Miss Rebels | -0.13 |
25 | Iowa Hawkeyes | 0.00 |