Ballot Type: Hybrid
Submitted: Sept. 7, 2016, 8:32 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Still not enough data to go full computer poll, but this is (very) roughly based on this: http://www.goodrating.website/#/table/2016?win_percentage_rating=5&ypp_offense_rating=10&ypp_defense_rating=10&recruiting_score_rating=75Disclaimer: if you played an FCS team or Vanderbilt, I penalized you.
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Ah dammit, they have a QB. |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | THEY JUST KEEP BEING GOOD AT FOOTBALL. |
3 | Florida State Seminoles | What the fuck did I just watch? |
4 | Houston Cougars | Here's the thing. OU is a good football team. Like, really good. UH is so damn legit. |
5 | Michigan Wolverines | Will need to wait another few weeks to get a read on this team, but they certainly aren't bad. |
6 | Clemson Tigers | Went into a hostile environment against a surprisingly good D. Didn't play great but won. |
7 | Georgia Bulldogs | Eason looks the part. Chubb is still a freak of nature. |
8 | Texas Longhorns | Texas back? |
9 | Texas A&M Aggies | They looked very good in their debut. I'm sure nothing bad will happen soon. |
10 | Washington Huskies | o x o x o x o . . . o _____ _______________ ___=====__T___ .][__n_n_|DD[ ====_____ | |.\/.| | | |_| |_ >(________|__|_[_________]_|____|_/\_|___|_|___________|_| _/oo OOOOO oo` ooo ooo o^o o^o o^o o^o -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- |
11 | Louisville Cardinals | Lamar Jackson just scored again. |
12 | Wisconsin Badgers | Did what the could against Fournette. Looked solid against potentially average LSU squad. |
13 | Baylor Bears | We'll see how good they are when they hit conference play. |
14 | Oklahoma Sooners | Got beat by a good team. They should run the damn ball more. |
15 | Stanford Cardinal | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
16 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | See above. |
17 | Iowa Hawkeyes | Lol, watch Ferentz get a contract extension. |
18 | USF Bulls | They did okay against an overmatched Towson. |
19 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Kizer is awesome. ND defense needs to be better. Still, nothing to scoff at, losing in 2OT against a (good?) Texas team on the road. |
20 | Ole Miss Rebels | What the fuck did I just watch? |
21 | LSU Tigers | Well I guess, uh.... I mean  |
22 | Tennessee Volunteers | Josh Dobbs is a bad passer. Also, did you know he's an Aerospace Engineering major? |
23 | WKU Hilltoppers | New QB White Mike with a paltry 517 yards in his debut. Gonna need more out of him. |
24 | Michigan State Spartans | Meh |
25 | Miami Hurricanes | Blew the brakes off of a terrible FCS team. Congrats guys. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
2 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.13 |
3 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
4 | Houston Cougars | 0.00 |
5 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
6 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
7 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.12 |
8 | Texas Longhorns | 0.32 |
9 | Texas A&M Aggies | 0.79 |
10 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
11 | Louisville Cardinals | 0.00 |
12 | Wisconsin Badgers | 0.00 |
13 | Baylor Bears | 1.16 |
14 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
15 | Stanford Cardinal | -1.63 |
16 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.00 |
17 | Iowa Hawkeyes | 0.00 |
18 | USF Bulls | 7.14 |
19 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
20 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
21 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
22 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
23 | WKU Hilltoppers | 1.89 |
24 | Michigan State Spartans | -1.20 |
25 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |