Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 6, 2016, 9:15 a.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason | 
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Alabama Crimson Tide | Did... did you see the game on Saturday? | 
| 2 |  Clemson Tigers | #2 in my poll last week. | 
| 3 |  Florida State Seminoles | Good win, LSU lost, so they got bumped up. | 
| 4 |  Michigan Wolverines | Obligatory bump. | 
| 5 |  Ohio State Buckeyes | Obligatory bump. | 
| 6 |  Houston Cougars | They were really impressive against OU. There'll be some who put them at #3 or whatever, but I don't want to extrapolate too much from a single game. | 
| 7 |  Wisconsin Badgers | See Houston. | 
| 8 |  Stanford Cardinal | Obligatory bump. | 
| 9 |  Oregon Ducks | Obligatory bump. | 
| 10 |  Washington Huskies | Obligatory bump. I low key wanted to switch Stanford and Wisconsin so the logos would spell out WOW, but that felt inconsistent. | 
| 11 |  Tennessee Volunteers | I just didn't want to be "guy who had Tennessee in his Top 10." I still have hope for them, but man were they bad last week. | 
| 12 |  Notre Dame Fighting Irish | The first team to have lost last week! Notre Dame looked about as good as you can in a non-flukey loss against Texas. I feel good about them and Deshone Kizer (<3) going forward. | 
| 13 |  Michigan State Spartans | Stayed the same from last week, but they were really unimpressive against a mediocre FCS team in Furman. This is probably the last time I get to talk about Furman during one of these polls though so WOO GO PALADINS. | 
| 14 |  Oklahoma Sooners | I think OU will get shat on in the polls this week, but I don't think they were THAT bad against Houston. I'm not super confident that OU can beat Ohio State in two weeks, but that's also why I have them 9 spots lower. I still think OU can beat all the teams below them on the list, so here's where I have them. | 
| 15 |  LSU Tigers | Kinda the same as the OU explanation. It was like watching the 2015 Texans on Saturday; if LSU got even replacement-level QB play, I think they'd have won that game. But they didn't so *shrug* | 
| 16 |  Texas Longhorns | OKAY I PROMISE I CAN EXPLAIN. The Texas hype is going to be huge after this weekend, but I think this is a pretty fair place to but them until we get more data points. If Texas continues to chug along, I'll give them some bump-ups to make up for a relatively cautious Week 2 ranking. For now though, I think this is fair. | 
| 17 |  Louisville Cardinals | I had to bump them down a spot to make room for Texas but they were real good on Thursday. Against Charlotte but still. | 
| 18 |  Georgia Bulldogs | Bump-up for beating a decent P5 team. | 
| 19 |  TCU Horned Frogs | This was a bigger drop than I wanted. TCU wasn't very good against South Dakota State, but probably not "four spot drop" not very good. Them and Georgia are interchangeable in my mind. (btw: Georgia is 3-0 all-time against TCU, with the last meeting taking place in 1988. Thanks, Winsipedia! | 
| 20 |  Texas A&M Aggies | They beat UCLA, who I had ranked. *indifferent shrug* | 
| 21 |  Oklahoma State Cowboys | Same as last week. | 
| 22 |  Miami Hurricanes | Same as last week. | 
| 23 |  Boise State Broncos | Obligatory bump, but don't overlook their destruction of ULL! Boise fucking killed them, Jesus Christ. | 
| 24 |  Iowa Hawkeyes | Obligatory bump. | 
| 25 |  Toledo Rockets | SHOUTOUTS TO THE BADASSES FROM THE MAC FOR BEATING ARKY STATE 31-10 THIS WEEKEND. THEY DESERVE YOUR LOVE AND AFFECTION.Others considered: Baylor, Ole Miss, BYU, and Florida. | 
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness | 
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 | 
| 2 |  Clemson Tigers | 0.02 | 
| 3 |  Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 | 
| 4 |  Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 | 
| 5 |  Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 | 
| 6 |  Houston Cougars | 0.00 | 
| 7 |  Wisconsin Badgers | 0.20 | 
| 8 |  Stanford Cardinal | 0.00 | 
| 9 |  Oregon Ducks | 1.93 | 
| 10 |  Washington Huskies | 0.00 | 
| 11 |  Tennessee Volunteers | 0.84 | 
| 12 |  Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 1.10 | 
| 13 |  Michigan State Spartans | 0.00 | 
| 14 |  Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 | 
| 15 |  LSU Tigers | 0.64 | 
| 16 |  Texas Longhorns | 0.00 | 
| 17 |  Louisville Cardinals | 0.00 | 
| 18 |  Georgia Bulldogs | -1.10 | 
| 19 |  TCU Horned Frogs | 0.00 | 
| 20 |  Texas A&M Aggies | 0.00 | 
| 21 |  Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.00 | 
| 22 |  Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 | 
| 23 |  Boise State Broncos | 0.02 | 
| 24 |  Iowa Hawkeyes | -0.69 | 
| 25 |  Toledo Rockets | 0.00 |