Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 6, 2016, 9:15 a.m.
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Did... did you see the game on Saturday? |
2 | Clemson Tigers | #2 in my poll last week. |
3 | Florida State Seminoles | Good win, LSU lost, so they got bumped up. |
4 | Michigan Wolverines | Obligatory bump. |
5 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Obligatory bump. |
6 | Houston Cougars | They were really impressive against OU. There'll be some who put them at #3 or whatever, but I don't want to extrapolate too much from a single game. |
7 | Wisconsin Badgers | See Houston. |
8 | Stanford Cardinal | Obligatory bump. |
9 | Oregon Ducks | Obligatory bump. |
10 | Washington Huskies | Obligatory bump. I low key wanted to switch Stanford and Wisconsin so the logos would spell out WOW, but that felt inconsistent. |
11 | Tennessee Volunteers | I just didn't want to be "guy who had Tennessee in his Top 10." I still have hope for them, but man were they bad last week. |
12 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | The first team to have lost last week! Notre Dame looked about as good as you can in a non-flukey loss against Texas. I feel good about them and Deshone Kizer (<3) going forward. |
13 | Michigan State Spartans | Stayed the same from last week, but they were really unimpressive against a mediocre FCS team in Furman. This is probably the last time I get to talk about Furman during one of these polls though so WOO GO PALADINS. |
14 | Oklahoma Sooners | I think OU will get shat on in the polls this week, but I don't think they were THAT bad against Houston. I'm not super confident that OU can beat Ohio State in two weeks, but that's also why I have them 9 spots lower. I still think OU can beat all the teams below them on the list, so here's where I have them. |
15 | LSU Tigers | Kinda the same as the OU explanation. It was like watching the 2015 Texans on Saturday; if LSU got even replacement-level QB play, I think they'd have won that game. But they didn't so *shrug* |
16 | Texas Longhorns | OKAY I PROMISE I CAN EXPLAIN. The Texas hype is going to be huge after this weekend, but I think this is a pretty fair place to but them until we get more data points. If Texas continues to chug along, I'll give them some bump-ups to make up for a relatively cautious Week 2 ranking. For now though, I think this is fair. |
17 | Louisville Cardinals | I had to bump them down a spot to make room for Texas but they were real good on Thursday. Against Charlotte but still. |
18 | Georgia Bulldogs | Bump-up for beating a decent P5 team. |
19 | TCU Horned Frogs | This was a bigger drop than I wanted. TCU wasn't very good against South Dakota State, but probably not "four spot drop" not very good. Them and Georgia are interchangeable in my mind. (btw: Georgia is 3-0 all-time against TCU, with the last meeting taking place in 1988. Thanks, Winsipedia! |
20 | Texas A&M Aggies | They beat UCLA, who I had ranked. *indifferent shrug* |
21 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | Same as last week. |
22 | Miami Hurricanes | Same as last week. |
23 | Boise State Broncos | Obligatory bump, but don't overlook their destruction of ULL! Boise fucking killed them, Jesus Christ. |
24 | Iowa Hawkeyes | Obligatory bump. |
25 | Toledo Rockets | SHOUTOUTS TO THE BADASSES FROM THE MAC FOR BEATING ARKY STATE 31-10 THIS WEEKEND. THEY DESERVE YOUR LOVE AND AFFECTION.Others considered: Baylor, Ole Miss, BYU, and Florida. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
2 | Clemson Tigers | 0.02 |
3 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
4 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
5 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
6 | Houston Cougars | 0.00 |
7 | Wisconsin Badgers | 0.20 |
8 | Stanford Cardinal | 0.00 |
9 | Oregon Ducks | 1.93 |
10 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
11 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.84 |
12 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 1.10 |
13 | Michigan State Spartans | 0.00 |
14 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
15 | LSU Tigers | 0.64 |
16 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
17 | Louisville Cardinals | 0.00 |
18 | Georgia Bulldogs | -1.10 |
19 | TCU Horned Frogs | 0.00 |
20 | Texas A&M Aggies | 0.00 |
21 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.00 |
22 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
23 | Boise State Broncos | 0.02 |
24 | Iowa Hawkeyes | -0.69 |
25 | Toledo Rockets | 0.00 |