Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 6, 2016, 9:15 a.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Did... did you see the game on Saturday? |
| 2 |
Clemson Tigers
|
#2 in my poll last week. |
| 3 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
Good win, LSU lost, so they got bumped up. |
| 4 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Obligatory bump. |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Obligatory bump. |
| 6 |
Houston Cougars
|
They were really impressive against OU. There'll be some who put them at #3 or whatever, but I don't want to extrapolate too much from a single game. |
| 7 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
See Houston. |
| 8 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
Obligatory bump. |
| 9 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Obligatory bump. |
| 10 |
Washington Huskies
|
Obligatory bump. I low key wanted to switch Stanford and Wisconsin so the logos would spell out WOW, but that felt inconsistent. |
| 11 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
I just didn't want to be "guy who had Tennessee in his Top 10." I still have hope for them, but man were they bad last week. |
| 12 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
The first team to have lost last week! Notre Dame looked about as good as you can in a non-flukey loss against Texas. I feel good about them and Deshone Kizer (<3) going forward. |
| 13 |
Michigan State Spartans
|
Stayed the same from last week, but they were really unimpressive against a mediocre FCS team in Furman. This is probably the last time I get to talk about Furman during one of these polls though so WOO GO PALADINS. |
| 14 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
I think OU will get shat on in the polls this week, but I don't think they were THAT bad against Houston. I'm not super confident that OU can beat Ohio State in two weeks, but that's also why I have them 9 spots lower. I still think OU can beat all the teams below them on the list, so here's where I have them. |
| 15 |
LSU Tigers
|
Kinda the same as the OU explanation. It was like watching the 2015 Texans on Saturday; if LSU got even replacement-level QB play, I think they'd have won that game. But they didn't so *shrug* |
| 16 |
Texas Longhorns
|
OKAY I PROMISE I CAN EXPLAIN. The Texas hype is going to be huge after this weekend, but I think this is a pretty fair place to but them until we get more data points. If Texas continues to chug along, I'll give them some bump-ups to make up for a relatively cautious Week 2 ranking. For now though, I think this is fair. |
| 17 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
I had to bump them down a spot to make room for Texas but they were real good on Thursday. Against Charlotte but still. |
| 18 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Bump-up for beating a decent P5 team. |
| 19 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
This was a bigger drop than I wanted. TCU wasn't very good against South Dakota State, but probably not "four spot drop" not very good. Them and Georgia are interchangeable in my mind. (btw: Georgia is 3-0 all-time against TCU, with the last meeting taking place in 1988. Thanks, Winsipedia! |
| 20 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
They beat UCLA, who I had ranked. *indifferent shrug* |
| 21 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
Same as last week. |
| 22 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Same as last week. |
| 23 |
Boise State Broncos
|
Obligatory bump, but don't overlook their destruction of ULL! Boise fucking killed them, Jesus Christ. |
| 24 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
Obligatory bump. |
| 25 |
Toledo Rockets
|
SHOUTOUTS TO THE BADASSES FROM THE MAC FOR BEATING ARKY STATE 31-10 THIS WEEKEND. THEY DESERVE YOUR LOVE AND AFFECTION.Others considered: Baylor, Ole Miss, BYU, and Florida. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.02 |
| 3 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.20 |
| 8 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Oregon Ducks
|
1.93 |
| 10 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.84 |
| 12 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
1.10 |
| 13 |
Michigan State Spartans
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.64 |
| 16 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
-1.10 |
| 19 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.02 |
| 24 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
-0.69 |
| 25 |
Toledo Rockets
|
0.00 |