Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 5, 2016, 8:50 p.m.
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Alabama Crimson Tide | . |
2 | Ole Miss Rebels | To be honest, I was just able to watch the first half before submitting this so if FSU turned it around with some Jimbo voodoo then I apologize.  Ole Miss looks thoroughly dominant, FSU's only explosive play in the half came off a trick play where Cook dropped the ball running into the end zone.  Ole Miss had them all fucked up.  Chad Kelly hits some tight windows. |
3 | Michigan Wolverines | Michigan appears to deserves all the hype. |
4 | Houston Cougars | Houston is the real deal. |
5 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Looks like Ohio State has filled some of their roster holes. |
6 | Clemson Tigers | Looks like there are some issues but Watson is still Watson. |
7 | Washington Huskies | I'm sipping the kool aid. |
8 | Louisville Cardinals | First week, big score, they deserve to be here for now. |
9 | Wisconsin Badgers | Physically and mentally tough team, look out Iowa and Nebraska. |
10 | Stanford Cardinal | Yeah yeah yeah. |
11 | Baylor Bears | Don't think just because the school and team enable rapists they won't be a force in the Big 12 this season. |
12 | Georgia Bulldogs | NC is a good team, Kirby Smart is going to get Georgia contending faster than expected. |
13 | TCU Horned Frogs | TCU is TCU |
14 | Iowa Hawkeyes | It's going to take fundamentally flawless football to beat Iowa this year. |
15 | Tennessee Volunteers | Underperformed while they were probably overrated.  They could have a great season by staying tough like they did on Thursday night.  That was resolve we haven't seen from a Butch Jones squad yet. |
16 | NC State Wolfpack | |
17 | Michigan State Spartans | MSU struggled and had definite flaws, but there are bright spots on the squad as well as a coaching staff where they can't be ignored.  MSU is famous for playing down to opponents.  Week 3 against ND will be telling. |
18 | Texas Longhorns | Holy shit Texas is tough, Big 12 better be on watch. |
19 | LSU Tigers | LSU traveled across the country to play a massively underrated team in a de-facto road game.  LSU closely lost a competitive slug fest and still has Fournette and a defense full of blue chip players, of all the teams that lost this weekend, LSU deserves to be the highest and the |
20 | Colorado Buffaloes | Mountain West powerhouse CSU got hosed, Michigan better not start feeling arrogant and get caught sleeping next week. |
21 | Western Michigan Broncos | Row The Damn Boat |
22 | Oklahoma Sooners | We haven't heard the last of Oklahoma, Houston is a damn good football team and Baker Mayfield is still a great qb. |
23 | Texas A&M Aggies | |
24 | Oregon Ducks | |
25 | Florida Gators |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
2 | Ole Miss Rebels | 2.85 |
3 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.34 |
4 | Houston Cougars | 0.00 |
5 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
6 | Clemson Tigers | 0.00 |
7 | Washington Huskies | 0.42 |
8 | Louisville Cardinals | 0.55 |
9 | Wisconsin Badgers | 0.00 |
10 | Stanford Cardinal | -0.05 |
11 | Baylor Bears | 1.62 |
12 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
13 | TCU Horned Frogs | 0.03 |
14 | Iowa Hawkeyes | 0.00 |
15 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.04 |
16 | NC State Wolfpack | 9.07 |
17 | Michigan State Spartans | 0.00 |
18 | Texas Longhorns | -0.09 |
19 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
20 | Colorado Buffaloes | 2.83 |
21 | Western Michigan Broncos | 3.64 |
22 | Oklahoma Sooners | -0.16 |
23 | Texas A&M Aggies | -0.29 |
24 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
25 | Florida Gators | 0.00 |
Omissions:
Team | Unusualness |
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Florida State Seminoles | 7.27 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.91 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.71 |
Total Score: 30.87