Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 5, 2016, 8:50 p.m.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
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| 2 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
To be honest, I was just able to watch the first half before submitting this so if FSU turned it around with some Jimbo voodoo then I apologize.  Ole Miss looks thoroughly dominant, FSU's only explosive play in the half came off a trick play where Cook dropped the ball running into the end zone.  Ole Miss had them all fucked up.  Chad Kelly hits some tight windows. |
| 3 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Michigan appears to deserves all the hype. |
| 4 |
Houston Cougars
|
Houston is the real deal. |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Looks like Ohio State has filled some of their roster holes. |
| 6 |
Clemson Tigers
|
Looks like there are some issues but Watson is still Watson. |
| 7 |
Washington Huskies
|
I'm sipping the kool aid. |
| 8 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
First week, big score, they deserve to be here for now. |
| 9 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
Physically and mentally tough team, look out Iowa and Nebraska. |
| 10 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
Yeah yeah yeah. |
| 11 |
Baylor Bears
|
Don't think just because the school and team enable rapists they won't be a force in the Big 12 this season. |
| 12 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
NC is a good team, Kirby Smart is going to get Georgia contending faster than expected. |
| 13 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
TCU is TCU |
| 14 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
It's going to take fundamentally flawless football to beat Iowa this year. |
| 15 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Underperformed while they were probably overrated.  They could have a great season by staying tough like they did on Thursday night.  That was resolve we haven't seen from a Butch Jones squad yet. |
| 16 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
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| 17 |
Michigan State Spartans
|
MSU struggled and had definite flaws, but there are bright spots on the squad as well as a coaching staff where they can't be ignored.  MSU is famous for playing down to opponents.  Week 3 against ND will be telling. |
| 18 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Holy shit Texas is tough, Big 12 better be on watch. |
| 19 |
LSU Tigers
|
LSU traveled across the country to play a massively underrated team in a de-facto road game.  LSU closely lost a competitive slug fest and still has Fournette and a defense full of blue chip players, of all the teams that lost this weekend, LSU deserves to be the highest and the |
| 20 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
Mountain West powerhouse CSU got hosed, Michigan better not start feeling arrogant and get caught sleeping next week. |
| 21 |
Western Michigan Broncos
|
Row The Damn Boat |
| 22 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
We haven't heard the last of Oklahoma, Houston is a damn good football team and Baker Mayfield is still a great qb. |
| 23 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
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| 24 |
Oregon Ducks
|
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| 25 |
Florida Gators
|
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
2.85 |
| 3 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.34 |
| 4 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.42 |
| 8 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.55 |
| 9 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
-0.05 |
| 11 |
Baylor Bears
|
1.62 |
| 12 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
0.03 |
| 14 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.04 |
| 16 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
9.07 |
| 17 |
Michigan State Spartans
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Texas Longhorns
|
-0.09 |
| 19 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
2.83 |
| 21 |
Western Michigan Broncos
|
3.64 |
| 22 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
-0.16 |
| 23 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
-0.29 |
| 24 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Florida Gators
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Florida State Seminoles
|
7.27 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.91 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.71 |
Total Score: 30.87