Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Aug. 27, 2016, 2:32 a.m.
Overall Rationale: The worst poll you've ever seen.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
They paid me to put them here. |
| 2 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
Preseason pick for ACC Champion, National Champion |
| 3 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Preseason pick for SEC Champion |
| 4 |
Clemson Tigers
|
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| 5 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
Preseason pick for Big 12 Champion |
| 6 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Preseason pick for Big 10 Champion |
| 7 |
LSU Tigers
|
L7U |
| 8 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
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| 9 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Preseason pick for Pac 12 Champion |
| 10 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
http://imgur.com/0j9Namu |
| 11 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
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| 12 |
Michigan State Spartans
|
d12respek |
| 13 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
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| 14 |
Florida Gators
|
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| 15 |
UCLA Bruins
|
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| 16 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
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| 17 |
Houston Cougars
|
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| 18 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
I like tortillas |
| 19 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
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| 20 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
Has the best corn |
| 21 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
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| 22 |
Washington Huskies
|
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| 23 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
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| 24 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
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| 25 |
California Golden Bears
|
Only 1-0 Team in FBS |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
1.89 |
| 2 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.33 |
| 3 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Clemson Tigers
|
-0.04 |
| 5 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
1.24 |
| 6 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
-0.61 |
| 9 |
Oregon Ducks
|
1.70 |
| 10 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Stanford Cardinal
|
-0.30 |
| 12 |
Michigan State Spartans
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Florida Gators
|
1.78 |
| 15 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.29 |
| 17 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
6.98 |
| 19 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
-0.65 |
| 20 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
4.90 |
| 21 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
1.15 |
| 22 |
Washington Huskies
|
-0.18 |
| 23 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
-0.39 |
| 25 |
California Golden Bears
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.97 |
USC Trojans
|
0.90 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
0.51 |
Baylor Bears
|
0.00 |
Total Score: 24.81