Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Oct. 5, 2026, 10:37 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Ermmm
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Texas Longhorns
|
A world where you get on the Texans aint too shabby? |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Don't get owned by Bama this time |
| 3 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Where are my 20 targets to Malachi Toney |
| 4 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Ehhh mmmm uhhh idk jim |
| 5 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Okay so Northwestern is pretty good this year |
| 6 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Another win for the Ohio State Jeremiah Smiths |
| 7 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Couldn't let lil ol Mississippi State be a cinderella a bit longer huh |
| 8 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
Yikes...at least you aren't Colorado |
| 9 |
BYU Cougars
|
Get your act together or this second half schedule will tear you apart |
| 10 |
Utah Utes
|
Wayshawn Parker is pretty cool! |
| 11 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Thought the schedule after USC would be a cake walk until Ohio State, any maybe some time for Dante Moore to recover. Now, it's looking a bit tougher |
| 12 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Post LSU fatigue gets ya |
| 13 |
LSU Tigers
|
The thick of the schedule coming up |
| 14 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
A curse upon the cfb world: Pitt will never experience extended periods of happiness. I'll rank you up here for your efforts, we know it won't be long. Feels bad |
| 15 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
You very well could win the rest of your games, none of them will have a Jeremiah Smith on their team |
| 16 |
UCLA Bruins
|
Outside of the upcoming Oregon matchup, the schedule isn't looking too bad! Maybe, just maybe... |
| 17 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
A bye week to rest, now go sweep your schedule and make everyone scratch their heads more at the Tulsa game |
| 18 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
I still think you're alright! |
| 19 |
Missouri Tigers
|
So what are you guys? |
| 20 |
Florida Gators
|
So what are you guys? |
| 21 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
I still think you're alright! (but you got some stuff to cleanup) |
| 22 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
Does anyone remember Duke? ...anyone? |
| 23 |
North Dakota State Bison
|
hell yeah x2 |
| 24 |
Boise State Broncos
|
Oregon State has some pieces, but Boise should be the Pac winner |
| 25 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
Neat team you got there! |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
-0.45 |
| 8 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.25 |
| 12 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
0.12 |
| 15 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.68 |
| 16 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.29 |
| 18 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Florida Gators
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
3.93 |
| 22 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
North Dakota State Bison
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Boise State Broncos
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Northwestern Wildcats
|
0.00 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.90 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
0.22 |
USC Trojans
|
0.25 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.25 |
Total Score: 7.35