Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Oct. 4, 2026, 6:52 p.m.

Overall Rationale:

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• Ballot
• Analysis

Rank	Team	Reason
1	Texas Longhorns
2	Georgia Bulldogs
3	Notre Dame Fighting Irish
4	Miami Hurricanes
5	Indiana Hoosiers
6	Alabama Crimson Tide
7	Texas Tech Red Raiders
8	BYU Cougars
9	Utah Utes
10	Nebraska Cornhuskers
11	UCLA Bruins
12	Pittsburgh Panthers
13	Duke Blue Devils
14	Ohio State Buckeyes
15	Ole Miss Rebels
16	LSU Tigers
17	Oregon Ducks
18	Iowa Hawkeyes
19	Missouri Tigers
20	Tennessee Volunteers
21	Oklahoma State Cowboys
22	SMU Mustangs
23	Florida Gators
24	Mississippi State Bulldogs
25	Kentucky Wildcats

Teams Ranked:

Rank	Team	Unusualness
1	Texas Longhorns	0.00
2	Georgia Bulldogs	0.00
3	Notre Dame Fighting Irish	0.00
4	Miami Hurricanes	0.00
5	Indiana Hoosiers	0.00
6	Alabama Crimson Tide	0.00
7	Texas Tech Red Raiders	0.23
8	BYU Cougars	0.00
9	Utah Utes	0.00
10	Nebraska Cornhuskers	1.18
11	UCLA Bruins	0.45
12	Pittsburgh Panthers	0.46
13	Duke Blue Devils	1.18
14	Ohio State Buckeyes	-1.16
15	Ole Miss Rebels	0.00
16	LSU Tigers	0.00
17	Oregon Ducks	0.00
18	Iowa Hawkeyes	0.00
19	Missouri Tigers	0.00
20	Tennessee Volunteers	0.00
21	Oklahoma State Cowboys	0.00
22	SMU Mustangs	1.40
23	Florida Gators	-0.60
24	Mississippi State Bulldogs	-0.33
25	Kentucky Wildcats	0.00

Omissions:

Team	Unusualness
USC Trojans	0.25
Houston Cougars	0.25

Total Score: 7.51