DarthGlazer Ballot for 2026 Week 3
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 14, 2026, 2:05 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Mostly care about wins. How you win, who you beat, and number of wins. Head to heads matter most for me.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Resiliency. Great win against what I believe is a good team. That team is currently ranked low because of their record, not performance. Unfortunately i'm a stickler for record |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
Beating up easy teams, but doing it well |
| 3 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
same as IU |
| 4 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Same as the top 2 |
| 5 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
same as above |
| 6 |
SMU Mustangs
|
beautiful wins. could easily be a 9-10 win team this year |
| 7 |
BYU Cougars
|
beat what i consider to be a really good Ariz team. Their cupcake they beat by a million |
| 8 |
USC Trojans
|
3 wins already. next week b1g |
| 9 |
LSU Tigers
|
honestly not as good a performance imo. that clemson win looking good though. next week rematch!!! |
| 10 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
love their games lmao. this is how football should be played |
| 11 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
had to have a comeback vs kentucky. sloppy qb play. next week tamu |
| 12 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
good luck next week |
| 13 |
Utah Utes
|
looking like whitt never left |
| 14 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
beat military schools but honestly doing it convincingly is good. next week a b1g game |
| 15 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
sloppy, but their defense is legit |
| 16 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
what a game vs washington st. they can easily win 10 i think. |
| 17 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
nice games |
| 18 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
convincing win vs ga tech (whom despite their 0-2 record i think are good) |
| 19 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
cupcakes |
| 20 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
just wait... |
| 21 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
meh. they''ll get exposed next week |
| 22 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
good wins |
| 23 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
1-3 last 4 games. really bad clock management. tons of talent but their record aint showing it. |
| 24 |
Western Michigan Broncos
|
how good is this team...? |
| 25 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
tough loss vs iowa. played well though |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
0.05 |
| 3 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
SMU Mustangs
|
1.85 |
| 7 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.79 |
| 8 |
USC Trojans
|
0.15 |
| 9 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
1.74 |
| 11 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
-0.37 |
| 13 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
6.66 |
| 15 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.79 |
| 16 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
3.72 |
| 17 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Nebraska Cornhuskers
|
5.51 |
| 20 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
-1.69 |
| 22 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
-1.37 |
| 24 |
Western Michigan Broncos
|
0.01 |
| 25 |
Iowa State Cyclones
|
0.25 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
1.27 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.43 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.47 |
Florida Gators
|
0.00 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.15 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.06 |
Total Score: 27.34