Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 13, 2026, 9:58 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Early season gets a ton of volatility in the ballots as we figure out who is actually good and who is actually trash. Expect wild swings until about halfway into the season.
You get rewarded for beating good opponents and for doing so convincingly. Given that this is only week 1 we're still guessing who actually counts as good opponents, so we rely on a bit of the eye test for that.
There was leeway in week 1 but by week 2 you need to have played an opponent with a pulse to be considered, which is why teams like Georgia and Indiana are omitted for now
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Best win in the country as of today |
| 2 |
LSU Tigers
|
Clemson might be truly putrid, but for now that still counts as the 2nd best win in the country |
| 3 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Impressive win over Louisville should age well |
| 4 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
Thrashed what may be a solid NC State team |
| 5 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Easily pulled away from a good ASU |
| 6 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Tight first half against Wisconsin ended up in a dominating 2nd half |
| 7 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Shut down any hopes of an upset after halftime |
| 8 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Hurray for quality losses |
| 9 |
BYU Cougars
|
Eventually put away a feisty Arizona |
| 10 |
UCLA Bruins
|
Comfortably beat a team with a P4 win |
| 11 |
Utah Utes
|
Completely manhandled Arkansas, though the hogs are on worst-P4-team alert |
| 12 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
Walked all over Minnesota, a generally competent team |
| 13 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
Hanging on with a quality loss for now |
| 14 |
Tulsa Golden Hurricane
|
Just how good is that win over Oklahoma State? We'll see as more games are played |
| 15 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Eventually put away a hated rival |
| 16 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
Solid win over a possible awful Georgia Tech |
| 17 |
SMU Mustangs
|
SMU is a tough call, on the one hand they completely dominated FSU down to down, but it was also their own unforced errors that kept FSU in the game. For now they're going in the middle of the pack |
| 18 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Completely untested against overmatched competition |
| 19 |
USC Trojans
|
Solid win over Fresno State is carrying the resume |
| 20 |
North Dakota State Bison
|
This may be a bit of a reach but the win over Jacksonville State still looks pretty strong |
| 21 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
The jury out on whether Washington State counts as a competent opponent but at least Kansas State beat them easily |
| 22 |
UMass Minutemen
|
Rutgers is abysmal but that was a quality showing regardless |
| 23 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
Miami OH counts as a decent win, but that UCF game was ugly in the moment and will probably age poorly |
| 24 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
Beating Illinois will probably continue to look better as the season goes on |
| 25 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
Shame on everyone who doubted the power of El Assico. Congrats to the Hawkeyes for the win, no matter how ugly it was |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.54 |
| 3 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.79 |
| 4 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
2.50 |
| 5 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.46 |
| 6 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.11 |
| 8 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.28 |
| 10 |
UCLA Bruins
|
3.57 |
| 11 |
Utah Utes
|
0.45 |
| 12 |
Mississippi State Bulldogs
|
2.80 |
| 13 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
2.65 |
| 14 |
Tulsa Golden Hurricane
|
3.37 |
| 15 |
Missouri Tigers
|
1.05 |
| 16 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
-2.26 |
| 19 |
USC Trojans
|
-0.85 |
| 20 |
North Dakota State Bison
|
2.00 |
| 21 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
1.19 |
| 22 |
UMass Minutemen
|
3.17 |
| 23 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
-0.65 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Indiana Hoosiers
|
4.08 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
4.32 |
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
1.27 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
1.08 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.43 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.16 |
Florida Gators
|
0.00 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.06 |
Total Score: 40.09