Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 9, 2026, 9:49 a.m.
Overall Rationale: We’ve got one data point for most teams, so it’s hard to create “true” rankings and not just have knee-jerk reactions to Week 1. As such, I’m really just going to base this off of who looked the best in Week 1 (with one exception, noted in #25). Normally, I like to factor out P4-FCS games as in many cases (see: Arizona, Arizona State, BYU, Maryland, VT, Kansas State, Tennessee, Purdue, Kentucky, and Syracuse), they tell us virtually nothing about the true nature of the team. Unfortunately, I can’t factor out the only data point we have.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
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Yeah they had 28 in the first and Stockton was out by the 2nd. They could’ve put up 100 if they wanted to. I don’t care that it’s a cupcake, this is a #1 team. |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
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Ball State isn’t a particularly good MAC team, but Sayin was out by half and it was still a rout. |
| 3 |
LSU Tigers
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2026 Clemson might not be the Clemson of old, but this was a playoff team two years ago and LSU made them look like a cupcake. |
| 4 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
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A 28-point win over a Big Ten team is always something worth noting. |
| 5 |
Ole Miss Rebels
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Ole Miss has what I believe is the best win in the country over a really good Louisville team. |
| 6 |
Miami Hurricanes
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Miami will be a very scary team this year. |
| 7 |
Oregon Ducks
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Survived Boise State, they should probably be lower for an unconvincing win, but the Broncos are a really good team. |
| 8 |
USC Trojans
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Am I fully convinced in them? No. But USC is the only 2-0 team in the country, and that’s worth something. |
| 9 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
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From here on down, it’s a litany of big teams beating up on cupcakes. I’m not going to go into details on some of them because frankly, there’s not a lot separating these teams based on Week 1 results. As I said above, cupcake games make it hard to tell the true nature of a team |
| 10 |
Oklahoma Sooners
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| 11 |
Texas A&M Aggies
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| 12 |
Indiana Hoosiers
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| 13 |
Virginia Cavaliers
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That was a statement win for Virginia. They’ve got one of the easiest schedules in the ACC, and they’re good enough that we’re probably going to see them in December. |
| 14 |
UCLA Bruins
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Turned on the jets in the 4th on the road against a Cal team that will be a lot better than people think. |
| 15 |
SMU Mustangs
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I’m definitely overreacting here, because the Mustangs looked sloppy in Tallahassee. But a road win over FSU is never easy (hi, Crimson Tide), and SMU was- [there goes my power] |
| 16 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
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Pitt has teased us for years by looking like a competent team but just not being able to get over some of those hurdles. Mason Heintschel just might be the guy that gets the Panthers over them. |
| 17 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
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| 18 |
Texas Longhorns
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| 19 |
Florida Gators
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| 20 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
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| 21 |
Syracuse Orange
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66 points for Syracuse!!! |
| 22 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
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VMI might be BAD, but you can’t fault VT for that. They had 73 with 10 minutes to go. |
| 23 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
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| 24 |
BYU Cougars
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| 25 |
Utah Utes
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One note RE: Louisville. It’s my personal belief that a winless team should not be ranked over an undefeated one. That may be an unpopular opinion, but the games have to matter. That being said, I would like to shout out the Cardinals for a fantastic performance against Ole Miss. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.42 |
| 2 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.23 |
| 4 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.57 |
| 6 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
USC Trojans
|
0.48 |
| 9 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.24 |
| 10 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
-0.77 |
| 13 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
0.96 |
| 14 |
UCLA Bruins
|
4.33 |
| 15 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
6.74 |
| 17 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Texas Longhorns
|
-2.07 |
| 19 |
Florida Gators
|
1.19 |
| 20 |
South Carolina Gamecocks
|
1.11 |
| 21 |
Syracuse Orange
|
3.96 |
| 22 |
Virginia Tech Hokies
|
1.07 |
| 23 |
Arizona State Sun Devils
|
1.59 |
| 24 |
BYU Cougars
|
-1.38 |
| 25 |
Utah Utes
|
-0.40 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
1.71 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.86 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.81 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.69 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.31 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.02 |
Total Score: 31.92