Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 8, 2026, 9:09 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Early season gets a ton of volatility in the ballots as we figure out who is actually good and who is actually trash. Expect wild swings until about halfway into the season.
You get rewarded for beating good opponents and for doing so convincingly. Given that this is only week 1 we're still guessing who actually counts as good opponents, so we rely on a bit of the eye test for that.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
LSU Tigers
|
Clemson might be dreadful, but until we know that for certain LSU gets all the credit for annihilating what was supposed to be at least a decent opponent |
| 2 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
By far the least convincing win of the top handful of teams, but history and the eye test say that Louisville was a very strong opponent and that this was a very impressive win |
| 3 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
NC State should be an upper half ACC team and Virginia throttled them start to finish |
| 4 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Back and forth first half lead into a dominant second half. Wisconsin is *probably* a decent opponent but time will tell |
| 5 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Dominating win over a probably really bad Stanford team |
| 6 |
USC Trojans
|
San Jose State is terrible but shutting out Fresno is quality work |
| 7 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
Went toe to toe with Ole Miss, chalk one up for the Quality Loss column |
| 8 |
Memphis Tigers
|
Solid win over the Mountain West preseason favorites |
| 9 |
Oregon Ducks
|
I'm giving the Ducks the benefit of the doubt that Boise is going to be pretty good again this year, and by the eye test Oregon was the much better team. But my goodness guys, that was far too sloppy |
| 10 |
UMass Minutemen
|
Rutger isn't good but they went bowling in 2023 and 2024, and just missed last year. The Minutemen controlled this game from start to finish |
| 11 |
UCLA Bruins
|
Nice win over a middle-third ACC opponent |
| 12 |
Auburn Tigers
|
Credit for squeaking out a win over a middling Baylor but improvement better come soon |
| 13 |
SMU Mustangs
|
Jeckyll and Hyde team, SMU was dominant down-to-down but absolutely could not stop shooting themselves in the foot. If they clean it up they're going to be a problem. If not they're going to find themselves unranked quickly |
| 14 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
Like any gracious recipient, Colorado steadfastly refused to accept GT's gift for 58 minutes before finally caving |
| 15 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
Tried their damnedest to lose but TCU "won" that battle |
| 16 |
North Dakota State Bison
|
Statement win over a good Jacksonville State opponent |
| 17 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Every team from here on beat the brakes off of overmatched competition. There was nothing to learn from these games so I just kept them in the same order as my preseason ballot |
| 18 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
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| 19 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
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| 20 |
Texas Longhorns
|
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| 21 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
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| 22 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
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| 23 |
BYU Cougars
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| 24 |
Oklahoma Sooners
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| 25 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
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Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.63 |
| 2 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
1.20 |
| 3 |
Virginia Cavaliers
|
3.00 |
| 4 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
USC Trojans
|
0.95 |
| 7 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
4.91 |
| 8 |
Memphis Tigers
|
4.36 |
| 9 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
UMass Minutemen
|
14.84 |
| 11 |
UCLA Bruins
|
5.75 |
| 12 |
Auburn Tigers
|
8.90 |
| 13 |
SMU Mustangs
|
0.39 |
| 14 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
8.92 |
| 15 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
9.72 |
| 16 |
North Dakota State Bison
|
4.43 |
| 17 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
-3.25 |
| 18 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
-2.19 |
| 19 |
Indiana Hoosiers
|
-2.43 |
| 20 |
Texas Longhorns
|
-2.55 |
| 21 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
-1.58 |
| 22 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
-1.85 |
| 23 |
BYU Cougars
|
-1.14 |
| 24 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
-2.72 |
| 25 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
-0.41 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Texas Tech Red Raiders
|
1.71 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
1.03 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.86 |
Utah Utes
|
0.66 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.81 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.31 |
Total Score: 91.50