Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Dec. 3, 2023, 11:58 a.m.
Rank | Team | Reason |
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1 | Michigan Wolverines | Despite the numerous scandals, the Michigan team has managed to rally and keep their winning ways. You're the top dog, time to see if you can finally get over the hump. But a Nick Saban sized hump is not gonna be easy |
2 | Washington Huskies | Guys, I'm starting to think the Huskies are three points better than Oregon. They've perfectly taken on the famous slogan of "just win baby". I love this team and their chances in the CFP |
3 | Florida State Seminoles | The committee are a bunch of fucking hacks who have no idea what they're doing. A FUCKING 13-0 P5 CHAMPION IS BEING LEFT OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS???? ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? If the four team playoff wasn't dead this year, this would be an awful precedent set by the committee. Florida State has earned the right to get absolutely murdered in their playoff game. Why the fuck do we play the games if they don't get that right. I don't fucking care they lost their top 2 qbs, they won every single one of their games. They did everything they're supposed to do. OTHER YEARS THEY MIGHT BE A #1-2 SEED. This is so fucking egregious by the committee. I'm sorry Seminoles, this isn't fair |
4 | Texas Longhorns | I thought the Oklahoma loss might haunt the longhorns, but luckily chaos was their friend. This looks like a fantastic team and I'm excited to see how they do against Washington. This might be your last chance for a little bit with the SEC next year, so make the most of it longhorns |
5 | Alabama Crimson Tide | I knew it. I FUCKING KNEW IT. Goddam Saban and his black magic. I knew this team would somehow find their way into the playoffs, and don't you know it here we are. We are a fucking 4&32 away from no sec team in the playoffs. ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh. This is a good football team, deserve all the praise for beating Georgia and I think they have a shot at the title. It's not their fault they don't deserve to be there. Fuck you anyway. |
6 | Georgia Bulldogs | Georgia fans will cry themselves to sleep with their two titles. Alabama in Atlanta and in the SEC champ is just unbeatable. Sad end to the year for the dawgs but this team will definitely be back next year |
7 | Ohio State Buckeyes | |
8 | Oregon Ducks | Welp. The ducks were overhyped again. They fell apart in the big game. Bo Nix might've lost the Heisman because of it. Sad end to a fantastic year for the ducks. Next year will be a lot harder, but they'll find their webbed feat eventually. |
9 | Missouri Tigers | |
10 | Penn State Nittany Lions | |
11 | Oklahoma Sooners | |
12 | Ole Miss Rebels | |
13 | Liberty Flames | Perfection. I gotta respect the record here. Otherwise why do we play the games? (hint hint committee). Great year Liberty |
14 | Louisville Cardinals | A bad end to a fantastic year. This is a good football team, but dear god Plummer is not the answer. Brother I might be a better QB. Keep you head high cards, you have a good coach. |
15 | Arizona Wildcats | |
16 | LSU Tigers | |
17 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | |
18 | James Madison Dukes | |
19 | NC State Wolfpack | |
20 | SMU Mustangs | Stangs take down the green wave. Great year for SMU, they look super ready for the ACC. They've recovered after losing their coach and have won a conference for the first time in a long time, they deserve that ny6 spot just as much as liberty. |
21 | Iowa Hawkeyes | What the fuck is this team. 0 points??? Seriously??? |
22 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | I said Ok St would either win in 9 OTs or lose by 70. They definitely found the blowout route. Up and down year for the Cowboys, but next year is crucial. The b12 is wide open |
23 | Oregon State Beavers | |
24 | Miami (OH) RedHawks | AND ANOTHER MAC FAVORITE GOES DOWN. Loved this Miami team since they got a transitive win over the other Miami who they literally lost to. I think y'all have proven to the be the real mini despite that |
25 | Tulane Green Wave | About the worst 24 hours they green wave could've hoped for. Losing the conference title and your coach definitely sucks. But this is still a talented team, and if they can keep some players they'll be fine in the future. Big if tho |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
2 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
3 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
4 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
5 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
6 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
7 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
8 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
9 | Missouri Tigers | 0.00 |
10 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
11 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
12 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
13 | Liberty Flames | 0.28 |
14 | Louisville Cardinals | 0.22 |
15 | Arizona Wildcats | 0.00 |
16 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
17 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
18 | James Madison Dukes | 0.00 |
19 | NC State Wolfpack | 0.00 |
20 | SMU Mustangs | 0.00 |
21 | Iowa Hawkeyes | 0.00 |
22 | Oklahoma State Cowboys | 0.00 |
23 | Oregon State Beavers | 0.00 |
24 | Miami (OH) RedHawks | 0.00 |
25 | Tulane Green Wave | -0.01 |