Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Dec. 3, 2023, 9:42 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Cocaine
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Washington Huskies
|
Played two playoff caliber games and won, although I think the playoffs will not be good to them due to poor defense I cannot overlook the facts |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
I don’t think McCarthy is a championship winning qb |
| 3 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
1 month to get a qb ready. |
| 4 |
Texas Longhorns
|
IF A WIN VS ALABAMA MEANS NOTHING THE SPORT WILL DIE IN 5 YEARS TIME |
| 5 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Should win your games next time🤷♂️ |
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
One dimensional offense finally caught up |
| 7 |
Oregon Ducks
|
It’s like Washington makes them forget all the good things they can do |
| 8 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
McCord is ass, osu should have no hope for the playoff it’s ridiculous they were ranked #5 last week |
| 9 |
Missouri Tigers
|
Yayyyyy |
| 10 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Lane train keeps on rolling to next season |
| 11 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Mids school |
| 12 |
LSU Tigers
|
Daniel’s for horseman! |
| 13 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
This season looked very bad at the beginning |
| 14 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Riley Leonard deserves a better team |
| 15 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
If this was a defense only ranking they’d be #1 |
| 16 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
I’m sorry:/ |
| 17 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
How did u lose to osu? |
| 18 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
Damn. To the 3rd string? |
| 19 |
Utah Utes
|
Lol |
| 20 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
I hate state tbh |
| 21 |
Liberty Flames
|
One of my teachers went to liberty, she didn’t really like me but she was hot so very cool |
| 22 |
Clemson Tigers
|
Serious rebuild incoming |
| 23 |
James Madison Dukes
|
I’m sorry. |
| 24 |
SMU Mustangs
|
Good job |
| 25 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
Played ole miss close that one time |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
-0.31 |
| 9 |
Missouri Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.12 |
| 11 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.06 |
| 13 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.15 |
| 15 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.71 |
| 16 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
1.02 |
| 17 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
-1.78 |
| 18 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Utah Utes
|
5.59 |
| 20 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Liberty Flames
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.43 |
| 23 |
James Madison Dukes
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
SMU Mustangs
|
-0.70 |
| 25 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
-0.01 |