Noy_Telinu Ballot for 2023 Week 15 & Bowls
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Dec. 2, 2023, 10:41 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Ranked by wins. Mostly. Liberty's SOS is so bad that it is docked.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
Only because I want a Rose Bowl between the Pac 12 and BIG |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Rose Bowl > being #1 |
| 3 |
Washington Huskies
|
Road Team in Pasadena is better than the alternative |
| 4 |
Texas Longhorns
|
Texas beat Bama AT Bama. Case closed. |
| 5 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Fuck you Auburn, you could have prevented this shit |
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Georgia sports returns to their roots |
| 7 |
Liberty Flames
|
13-0 is 13-0 no matter how bad the schedule is. Won C-USA |
| 8 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Duck hunt is accurate to IRL |
| 9 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Should play Oregon in a bowl since this will be the last opportunity to do so. |
| 10 |
James Madison Dukes
|
Should have won the Fun Belt, but rules and whatnot |
| 11 |
SMU Mustangs
|
ACC bound! Won the American. |
| 12 |
Troy Trojans
|
Fall of Troy was greatly exaggerated. Won the Fun Belt, but everyone knows James Madison is better. |
| 13 |
Miami (OH) RedHawks
|
How did this team lose to Miami?! Won the MAC |
| 14 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
Liberty gets the NY6 bowl and it is all your fault |
| 15 |
Toledo Rockets
|
Rematches sting unless you are Washington. |
| 16 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
Alabama became your biggest fans so you are punished for that. JK, great season, made their title game, almost won it. GG. |
| 17 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Are you trying to become the next Nebraska?! Seriously, what is with the BIG fans and being insane?! |
| 18 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
FREE BEER YOU SICKOS |
| 19 |
Missouri Tigers
|
As they say in Missouri, I ain't going back to Missouri! |
| 20 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Should have gone with Ackbar as your mascot |
| 21 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
I hate you less due to hating on U$C a ton this year. Only slightly. |
| 22 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
That Ohio State loss still stings. |
| 23 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
How the hell did this team lose to U$C?! |
| 24 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
3rd best team in the ACC is something. |
| 25 |
LSU Tigers
|
Bowl vs ND would give everyone alcohol poisoning. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.83 |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Washington Huskies
|
-0.01 |
| 4 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Liberty Flames
|
1.41 |
| 8 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
-1.08 |
| 10 |
James Madison Dukes
|
1.82 |
| 11 |
SMU Mustangs
|
1.71 |
| 12 |
Troy Trojans
|
3.14 |
| 13 |
Miami (OH) RedHawks
|
6.06 |
| 14 |
Tulane Green Wave
|
2.58 |
| 15 |
Toledo Rockets
|
9.70 |
| 16 |
Louisville Cardinals
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
-3.27 |
| 18 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Missouri Tigers
|
-3.15 |
| 20 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
-3.51 |
| 21 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
-3.67 |
| 22 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
-1.12 |
| 23 |
Arizona Wildcats
|
-1.73 |
| 24 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
-0.51 |
| 25 |
LSU Tigers
|
-3.19 |
Omissions:
| Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.60 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.43 |
Total Score: 49.52