Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 18, 2023, 11:48 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Who do I think would beat whom
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | USC Trojans | Sometimes sitting out is the best option. |
2 | Georgia Bulldogs | SCAR is NOT a good team. Carson Beck looks like a bulldog. |
3 | Texas Longhorns | I thing Wyoming is a good team. Not a bad showing. |
4 | Michigan Wolverines | Great teams cover. They did not cover. |
5 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Classic B1G game against Illinois |
6 | Washington Huskies | They are crushing everyone. |
7 | Florida State Seminoles | They should’ve lost this game by 8. |
8 | Utah Utes | Still waiting on Cam Rising. |
9 | Ohio State Buckeyes | We finally look good! |
10 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Side note- I’m terrified. |
11 | Oregon Ducks | Still waiting for their first good opponent. |
12 | Oregon State Beavers | 2Pac championship finalist. |
13 | Oklahoma Sooners | They’ve been overlooked. Hot hot hot. |
14 | Duke Blue Devils | Duke is good and it’s not February? |
15 | Ole Miss Rebels | Lane Kiffin sounds like if Mike Tyson tried to say “Lame Kissing” |
16 | LSU Tigers | Drops by nature of Florida State blowing chunks. |
17 | North Carolina Tar Heels | North Carolina is good and it’s not February? |
18 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Showed as much offensive talent as a poisoned tree. |
19 | Colorado Buffaloes | Prime is coming all over the place. |
20 | Maryland Terrapins | 2 more weeks of popping champagne until September Maryland leaves us for good. |
21 | Miami Hurricanes | More like Bethune-Shookman |
22 | Washington State Cougars | 2Pac championship finalist. |
23 | Florida Gators | To be fair, it was against Joe Milton. But great win. |
24 | Iowa Hawkeyes | For the first time all season, Brian Ferentz is NOT a football terrorist. |
25 | BYU Cougars | Soak it up, Coogs. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | USC Trojans | 0.71 |
2 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
3 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
4 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
5 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.06 |
6 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
7 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
8 | Utah Utes | 0.26 |
9 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
10 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
11 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
12 | Oregon State Beavers | 0.00 |
13 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
14 | Duke Blue Devils | 0.00 |
15 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
16 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
17 | North Carolina Tar Heels | 0.00 |
18 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
19 | Colorado Buffaloes | 0.00 |
20 | Maryland Terrapins | 4.76 |
21 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
22 | Washington State Cougars | 0.00 |
23 | Florida Gators | 0.67 |
24 | Iowa Hawkeyes | 0.00 |
25 | BYU Cougars | 0.00 |