Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 18, 2023, 11:48 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Who do I think would beat whom
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
USC Trojans
|
Sometimes sitting out is the best option. |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
SCAR is NOT a good team. Carson Beck looks like a bulldog. |
| 3 |
Texas Longhorns
|
I thing Wyoming is a good team. Not a bad showing. |
| 4 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Great teams cover. They did not cover. |
| 5 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
Classic B1G game against Illinois |
| 6 |
Washington Huskies
|
They are crushing everyone. |
| 7 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
They should’ve lost this game by 8. |
| 8 |
Utah Utes
|
Still waiting on Cam Rising. |
| 9 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
We finally look good! |
| 10 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Side note- I’m terrified. |
| 11 |
Oregon Ducks
|
Still waiting for their first good opponent. |
| 12 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
2Pac championship finalist. |
| 13 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
They’ve been overlooked. Hot hot hot. |
| 14 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
Duke is good and it’s not February? |
| 15 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
Lane Kiffin sounds like if Mike Tyson tried to say “Lame Kissing” |
| 16 |
LSU Tigers
|
Drops by nature of Florida State blowing chunks. |
| 17 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
North Carolina is good and it’s not February? |
| 18 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Showed as much offensive talent as a poisoned tree. |
| 19 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
Prime is coming all over the place. |
| 20 |
Maryland Terrapins
|
2 more weeks of popping champagne until September Maryland leaves us for good. |
| 21 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
More like Bethune-Shookman |
| 22 |
Washington State Cougars
|
2Pac championship finalist. |
| 23 |
Florida Gators
|
To be fair, it was against Joe Milton. But great win. |
| 24 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
For the first time all season, Brian Ferentz is NOT a football terrorist. |
| 25 |
BYU Cougars
|
Soak it up, Coogs. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
USC Trojans
|
0.71 |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.06 |
| 6 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Utah Utes
|
0.26 |
| 9 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.00 |
| 15 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Maryland Terrapins
|
4.76 |
| 21 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Washington State Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Florida Gators
|
0.67 |
| 24 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |