Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 17, 2023, 10:23 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Based on this week's results and expectations for the season.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Not the big victory for the Bulldogs, but it shouldn't scare you that much. |
| 2 |
USC Trojans
|
Rest easy this week Trojans, the real challengers are coming soon. |
| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
Marvin Harrison, Jr. is still HIM. |
| 4 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Oof, three interceptions for J.J. McCarthy, very ugly start for the Wolverines. |
| 5 |
Washington Huskies
|
A Big Warning to the Big 10. They killed your brother, god help you in 2024. |
| 6 |
Texas Longhorns
|
First three quarters, not good. 4th Quarter, god damn. |
| 7 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
Ouch, not the best victory, but a win is still a win. |
| 8 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
You finally beat the demon known as Illinois. |
| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Nice to see them have a four game streak of 40+ points in a game. But the big test is next week with Ohio St. |
| 10 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
There's that Offense, good job guys. |
| 11 |
Oregon Ducks
|
The Oregon Duck is awesome, also this team is as well. |
| 12 |
Utah Utes
|
A necessary win to get back on track after the near Baylor upset. |
| 13 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
While they went 3-0 for the first time since 2000, not a good sign that DJ only threw 14 for 30 this week. |
| 14 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
Ladies and Gentlemen, what an amazing game. "Brady Mode" definitely helped. |
| 15 |
LSU Tigers
|
Keep using the Truss Stick Kaleb Jackson! |
| 16 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
It's time to look at the future with next week's game against Alabama. |
| 17 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
The Tar has killed the Gophers. |
| 18 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Only 17 points over USF, damn what happened to the team? |
| 19 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
The Hurricane has skirted off the coast but will strengthen and return to Temple next week. |
| 20 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
The Devil went up to Illinois and played his football well. |
| 21 |
Washington State Cougars
|
Great job guys, hopefully on Nov. 17, Ol' Crimson will fly over Pullmam for College Gameday again. |
| 22 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
Welcome to the Big XII Houston, here's where you die. |
| 23 |
UCLA Bruins
|
Five quarterbacks, four quarters of dominance. |
| 24 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
Sweating bullets for the Jayhawks but you guys pulled ahead. |
| 25 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
The Road to 325 continued on this week. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
USC Trojans
|
0.48 |
| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.20 |
| 4 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.06 |
| 11 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Utah Utes
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
0.44 |
| 15 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 19 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
-0.22 |
| 21 |
Washington State Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
TCU Horned Frogs
|
3.10 |
| 23 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Kansas Jayhawks
|
0.28 |
| 25 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |