Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 17, 2023, 10:23 a.m.
Overall Rationale: Based on this week's results and expectations for the season.
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | Not the big victory for the Bulldogs, but it shouldn't scare you that much. |
2 | USC Trojans | Rest easy this week Trojans, the real challengers are coming soon. |
3 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Marvin Harrison, Jr. is still HIM. |
4 | Michigan Wolverines | Oof, three interceptions for J.J. McCarthy, very ugly start for the Wolverines. |
5 | Washington Huskies | A Big Warning to the Big 10. They killed your brother, god help you in 2024. |
6 | Texas Longhorns | First three quarters, not good. 4th Quarter, god damn. |
7 | Florida State Seminoles | Ouch, not the best victory, but a win is still a win. |
8 | Penn State Nittany Lions | You finally beat the demon known as Illinois. |
9 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Nice to see them have a four game streak of 40+ points in a game. But the big test is next week with Ohio St. |
10 | Oklahoma Sooners | There's that Offense, good job guys. |
11 | Oregon Ducks | The Oregon Duck is awesome, also this team is as well. |
12 | Utah Utes | A necessary win to get back on track after the near Baylor upset. |
13 | Oregon State Beavers | While they went 3-0 for the first time since 2000, not a good sign that DJ only threw 14 for 30 this week. |
14 | Colorado Buffaloes | Ladies and Gentlemen, what an amazing game. "Brady Mode" definitely helped. |
15 | LSU Tigers | Keep using the Truss Stick Kaleb Jackson! |
16 | Ole Miss Rebels | It's time to look at the future with next week's game against Alabama. |
17 | North Carolina Tar Heels | The Tar has killed the Gophers. |
18 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Only 17 points over USF, damn what happened to the team? |
19 | Miami Hurricanes | The Hurricane has skirted off the coast but will strengthen and return to Temple next week. |
20 | Duke Blue Devils | The Devil went up to Illinois and played his football well. |
21 | Washington State Cougars | Great job guys, hopefully on Nov. 17, Ol' Crimson will fly over Pullmam for College Gameday again. |
22 | TCU Horned Frogs | Welcome to the Big XII Houston, here's where you die. |
23 | UCLA Bruins | Five quarterbacks, four quarters of dominance. |
24 | Kansas Jayhawks | Sweating bullets for the Jayhawks but you guys pulled ahead. |
25 | Iowa Hawkeyes | The Road to 325 continued on this week. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | USC Trojans | 0.48 |
3 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.20 |
4 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
5 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
6 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
7 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
8 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
9 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
10 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.06 |
11 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
12 | Utah Utes | 0.00 |
13 | Oregon State Beavers | 0.00 |
14 | Colorado Buffaloes | 0.44 |
15 | LSU Tigers | 0.00 |
16 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
17 | North Carolina Tar Heels | 0.00 |
18 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
19 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
20 | Duke Blue Devils | -0.22 |
21 | Washington State Cougars | 0.00 |
22 | TCU Horned Frogs | 3.10 |
23 | UCLA Bruins | 0.00 |
24 | Kansas Jayhawks | 0.28 |
25 | Iowa Hawkeyes | 0.00 |