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Doogitywoogity Ballot for 2023 Week 4

Ballot Type: Human

Submitted: Sept. 17, 2023, 9:05 a.m.

Overall Rationale: Really just the eye test for now. Starting next week the ARROWS will be coming back (they’ve been here all along)

Rank Team Reason
1 Georgia Bulldogs Fuck you why can’t you just lose
2 Michigan Wolverines That was rough, but the others at the top had rough wins too so you’re fine, unlike Ohio State
3 Florida State Seminoles Fuck you why can’t you just lose
4 Texas Longhorns Fuck you why can’t you just lose
5 Penn State Nittany Lions I still like what I see from Penn State more than what I see in Ohio State
6 Ohio State Buckeyes Next weekend needs to be their best weekend of the season or they’re gonna go like bama
7 USC Trojans I’ll be honest, between USC, Oregon, Washington, and Utah I don’t really know who should go where. But USC seems to have the most upside,
8 Oregon Ducks Oregon knows how to make it to the playoffs,
9 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Notre Dame just happens to be in the middle,
10 Washington Huskies Washington seems better than I though,
11 Utah Utes And Utah is really good at being almost good enough to make the playoffs. When they start playing each other this will all sort out. Or be a clusterfuck as is tradition in the PAC
12 Ole Miss Rebels I don’t think they’re the #12 team in the country but they do have a win vs Tulane which is more than most below can say
13 Oregon State Beavers I don’t feel strongly about the beavs, but again no one is convincing me to be over them yet
14 Colorado Buffaloes CSU just had their Super Bowl and CU survived. Let’s see how they do in conference play.
15 Oklahoma Sooners I need you guys to prove that you’re good. At the very least slightly better than Wyoming thx
16 Alabama Crimson Tide Probably a bit harsh but those qb issues aren’t going away. iS NiCk sABaN wAShEd?!?
17 LSU Tigers Fuck you
18 UCLA Bruins I have no strong feelings about UCLA, go win the PAC be the sleeper everyone forgot about.
19 Duke Blue Devils I miss Mike Elko
20 Tennessee Volunteers HahahaahahahahhahahahahahHahHhHhHahahahahahahahahhahaahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahagahahahahahahahaha *BREATHE* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahahHhHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahaha I’ll take what few victories I can have this season.
21 North Carolina Tar Heels I mean they showed Minnesota is indeed Minnesota. I hope the gophers do well, also good for Carolina
22 Miami Hurricanes Just gonna keep picking on tiny schools like B-CU, Miami (OH), and Texas A&M all season huh? Smfh
23 Missouri Tigers good for Mizzou, now that they’ve beaten a ranked ooc opponent they should be investigated immediately and given the death penalty
24 James Madison Dukes Hi JMU you’re my sweet Prince keep winning
25 Maryland Terrapins No one really screams out for this last spot, Maryland, Kansas State, Iowa, BYU, Louisville. But if I’m gonna rank JMU for being undefeated and beating UVa I better do the same for Maryland.

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