Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 10, 2023, 4:46 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Oh god, they're back.
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | A thrilling victory against national title contender Ball State. |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | A thrilling victory against national title contender UNLV, |
3 | USC Trojans | Holy crap this offense is GOOD. |
4 | Florida State Seminoles | I'm starting to think we might see a lot of 12-0 teams this year. |
5 | Texas Longhorns | They're back. |
6 | Penn State Nittany Lions | FCS Delaware is, in fact, an FCS. |
7 | Utah Utes | Give them Cam Rising back and they'll be ok. |
8 | Washington Huskies | Boring game, conference play will show... something. |
9 | Ohio State Buckeyes | This offense looked better, but still underwhelming. |
10 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | I thought this game would be closer and I was proved wrong. Good job. |
11 | Oregon Ducks | He's focused and having fun. |
12 | Oregon State Beavers | 3 interesting weeks coming up for the Beavs. Will prove a lot. |
13 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Is Saban washed? I bet they still go 10-2. |
14 | LSU Tigers | Good bounce back against something called a Grambling. |
15 | Kansas State Wildcats | I have no clue if this is a good team and I don't think I will until the Texas week. |
16 | Ole Miss Rebels | I was high on Tulane, but I'm not sure Ole Miss wins this against a healthy Tulane. |
17 | Colorado Buffaloes | Never in my life did I think Colorado would win 8 games, but here we are. |
18 | Tennessee Volunteers | They struggled against something called Austin Peay. Nuff said. |
19 | Duke Blue Devils | Dook dominates. |
20 | North Carolina Tar Heels | Here's my recommendation to NC- shoot the next man that suggests playing App St. OOC. |
21 | Oklahoma Sooners | If you didn't like this game, then you don't like Big 10 football... wait. |
22 | Miami Hurricanes | I'm sure this week against something called Bethune will be a thriller- stay tuned. (This is the Tyler Van Dyke I was waiting on). |
23 | Washington State Cougars | The calls for Coach Dad are heard, and the 2PAC wants revenge. Love it. |
24 | Maryland Terrapins | September Maryland remains undefeated. Texas would be crying in a corner rn. I'm rocking the Biff Poggi fit rn. |
25 | Iowa Hawkeyes | If Iowa goes 12-0 scoring less than 25 ppg I would LOVE it. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
3 | USC Trojans | 0.44 |
4 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
5 | Texas Longhorns | 0.00 |
6 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.00 |
7 | Utah Utes | 0.71 |
8 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
9 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
10 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
11 | Oregon Ducks | 0.00 |
12 | Oregon State Beavers | 0.24 |
13 | Alabama Crimson Tide | 0.00 |
14 | LSU Tigers | 0.49 |
15 | Kansas State Wildcats | 0.00 |
16 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
17 | Colorado Buffaloes | 0.00 |
18 | Tennessee Volunteers | -0.46 |
19 | Duke Blue Devils | 0.00 |
20 | North Carolina Tar Heels | 0.00 |
21 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
22 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
23 | Washington State Cougars | 0.00 |
24 | Maryland Terrapins | 1.02 |
25 | Iowa Hawkeyes | 0.00 |