Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 10, 2023, 4:46 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Oh god, they're back.
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
A thrilling victory against national title contender Ball State. |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
A thrilling victory against national title contender UNLV, |
| 3 |
USC Trojans
|
Holy crap this offense is GOOD. |
| 4 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
I'm starting to think we might see a lot of 12-0 teams this year. |
| 5 |
Texas Longhorns
|
They're back. |
| 6 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
FCS Delaware is, in fact, an FCS. |
| 7 |
Utah Utes
|
Give them Cam Rising back and they'll be ok. |
| 8 |
Washington Huskies
|
Boring game, conference play will show... something. |
| 9 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
This offense looked better, but still underwhelming. |
| 10 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
I thought this game would be closer and I was proved wrong. Good job. |
| 11 |
Oregon Ducks
|
He's focused and having fun. |
| 12 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
3 interesting weeks coming up for the Beavs. Will prove a lot. |
| 13 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Is Saban washed? I bet they still go 10-2. |
| 14 |
LSU Tigers
|
Good bounce back against something called a Grambling. |
| 15 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
I have no clue if this is a good team and I don't think I will until the Texas week. |
| 16 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
I was high on Tulane, but I'm not sure Ole Miss wins this against a healthy Tulane. |
| 17 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
Never in my life did I think Colorado would win 8 games, but here we are. |
| 18 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
They struggled against something called Austin Peay. Nuff said. |
| 19 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
Dook dominates. |
| 20 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
Here's my recommendation to NC- shoot the next man that suggests playing App St. OOC. |
| 21 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
If you didn't like this game, then you don't like Big 10 football... wait. |
| 22 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
I'm sure this week against something called Bethune will be a thriller- stay tuned. (This is the Tyler Van Dyke I was waiting on). |
| 23 |
Washington State Cougars
|
The calls for Coach Dad are heard, and the 2PAC wants revenge. Love it. |
| 24 |
Maryland Terrapins
|
September Maryland remains undefeated. Texas would be crying in a corner rn. I'm rocking the Biff Poggi fit rn. |
| 25 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
If Iowa goes 12-0 scoring less than 25 ppg I would LOVE it. |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
USC Trojans
|
0.44 |
| 4 |
Florida State Seminoles
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Texas Longhorns
|
0.00 |
| 6 |
Penn State Nittany Lions
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Utah Utes
|
0.71 |
| 8 |
Washington Huskies
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 10 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 11 |
Oregon Ducks
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Oregon State Beavers
|
0.24 |
| 13 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
LSU Tigers
|
0.49 |
| 15 |
Kansas State Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Ole Miss Rebels
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Colorado Buffaloes
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
-0.46 |
| 19 |
Duke Blue Devils
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
North Carolina Tar Heels
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
Washington State Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Maryland Terrapins
|
1.02 |
| 25 |
Iowa Hawkeyes
|
0.00 |