Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 10, 2023, 1:39 p.m.
Overall Rationale: Weeks 0-3: Vibes + results
Rank | Team | Reason |
---|---|---|
1 | Georgia Bulldogs | Movement: (0) - Still looking pretty solid, but obviously we have yet to see them in a real challenge. |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | Movement: (0) - See Georgia |
3 | Florida State Seminoles | Movement: (+1) - FSU still looks good, and they benefit from Alabama's loss. |
4 | Penn State Nittany Lions | Movement: (+2) - Drew Allar is the real fucking deal. I'm liking what I'm seeing with Penn State so far. We'll see if it keeps on working in conference play! |
5 | USC Trojans | Movement: (+2) - USC absolutely STOMPED their way to a 1-0 conference start. does Stanford suck? Sure, but being up 49-3 at the half is always pretty ludicrous. |
6 | Ohio State Buckeyes | Movement: (-1) - OSU looks like they've found their QB, and this move down doesn't mean I don't believe in McCord. If OSU beats Notre Dame they will easily make it high up in this list. |
7 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | Movement: (+3) - Notre Dame looks legit with Hartman at the helm. A matchup with Ohio State looms ahead. |
8 | Washington Huskies | Movement: (+1) - Washington continues to look pretty good! |
9 | Texas Longhorns | Movement: (+11) - God I love seeing Alabama lose. |
10 | Oregon Ducks | Movement: (-2) - Oregon definitely has some work it needs to do, but this game reminded me a lot of the WSU game last year. We'll see what this team is really up to when Deion rolls into town in two weeks. |
11 | Oregon State Beavers | Movement: (+1) - Oregon State continues to look good! |
12 | North Carolina Tar Heels | Movement: (-1) - UNC escape with their lives, but App State will never be an easy matchup. They definitely remain a step behind FSU for now in the ACC. |
13 | Kansas State Wildcats | Movement: (+1) - K-State looked pretty good against Troy! |
14 | Utah Utes | Movement: (-1) - In another edition of 'ranked team barely escapes with their lives,' Utah escapes Baylor. My lord does this team need Cam Rising back immediately. |
15 | Tennessee Volunteers | Movement: (0) - Let's uh....let's pretend that the first half against Austin Peay didn't happen, okay? |
16 | LSU Tigers | Movement: (0) - 72-10 is a pretty nice way to come back after a big loss! |
17 | Oklahoma Sooners | Movement: (0) - A pretty good, but tough win against SMU should leave Oklahoma fans pretty happy with their start to the year. |
18 | Cincinnati Bearcats | Movement: (+1) - I BELIEVE!! A big win against Pitt shows that Cincy isn't ready just yet to be out of the spotlight. |
19 | Ole Miss Rebels | Movement: (+2) - Ole Miss may be lucky Pratt was hurt, but a ranked win is a ranked win! |
20 | Duke Blue Devils | Movement: (+3) - Duke benefits here from some losses above them. |
21 | Alabama Crimson Tide | Movement: (-18) - Alabama desperately needs to figure out if Milroe is their man, or if they need to go with something else, or they will be in a dire place for this season. |
22 | Colorado Buffaloes | Movement: (NR) - I mean, at this point it's hard not to rank them. |
23 | Washington State Cougars | Movement: (NR) - Go Cougs! |
24 | Miami Hurricanes | Movement: (NR) - We'll see how long Cristobal lasts in the top 25 this time! |
25 | Tulane Green Wave | Movement: (-7) - Tulane is still going to win a good number of games this year, but they really need to hope Pratt stays healthy, or they might struggle to come close to last year's miraculous season. |
Teams Ranked:
Rank | Team | Unusualness |
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1 | Georgia Bulldogs | 0.00 |
2 | Michigan Wolverines | 0.00 |
3 | Florida State Seminoles | 0.00 |
4 | Penn State Nittany Lions | 0.37 |
5 | USC Trojans | 0.00 |
6 | Ohio State Buckeyes | 0.00 |
7 | Notre Dame Fighting Irish | 0.00 |
8 | Washington Huskies | 0.00 |
9 | Texas Longhorns | -1.13 |
10 | Oregon Ducks | 0.12 |
11 | Oregon State Beavers | 0.51 |
12 | North Carolina Tar Heels | 0.88 |
13 | Kansas State Wildcats | 0.00 |
14 | Utah Utes | 0.00 |
15 | Tennessee Volunteers | 0.00 |
16 | LSU Tigers | 0.04 |
17 | Oklahoma Sooners | 0.00 |
18 | Cincinnati Bearcats | 4.87 |
19 | Ole Miss Rebels | 0.00 |
20 | Duke Blue Devils | 0.00 |
21 | Alabama Crimson Tide | -0.57 |
22 | Colorado Buffaloes | -0.05 |
23 | Washington State Cougars | 0.00 |
24 | Miami Hurricanes | 0.00 |
25 | Tulane Green Wave | 0.00 |