Ch-i-ef Ballot for 2022 Week 2
Ballot Type: Human
Submitted: Sept. 6, 2022, 8:27 p.m.
Overall Rationale: I sat through all of the Iowa/ South Dakota game. My mind IS college football
| Rank | Team | Reason |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
Tide beats up on another opponent who was held in high regards a season ago. I apologize for the impending fall-off season Utah State |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
Easy reload for the Bulldogs or the Bo Nix effect? Ehhhh maybe both |
| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
EliteOffense.exe not found. AnActualDefense.exe found |
| 4 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
Top 4 team while rotating QB's. Brilliance. |
| 5 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
Currently predicting how they pull of an 8-4 record this year. |
| 6 |
Clemson Tigers
|
I would love to watch Clemson's offense vs Iowa's offense. Ultimate sickos game. |
| 7 |
Baylor Bears
|
Wdym these are for rationalizing your rankings and not for writing funny haha jokes? |
| 8 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
Picking up where they left off. Enjoy a good record with a nonsense upset to ehhh lets go with TCU and West Virginia. |
| 9 |
Michigan State Spartans
|
You know you're supposed to improve your weaknesses aka secondary over the offseason right? |
| 10 |
USC Trojans
|
Most hated top 10 team ever? Ehhhh maybe |
| 11 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
Still better off than LSU |
| 12 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
OSU fans emailing Jim Knowles asking him to come back |
| 13 |
Florida Gators
|
Highest ever jump in rankings while being unranked the week before? Ehhh maybe (though you were 2 yards from losing the game...) |
| 14 |
Utah Utes
|
Losing a game where you were most likely about to win doesn't kill your playoff chances like some weirdos keep saying. |
| 15 |
Arkansas Razorbacks
|
Yes siiiiiir |
| 16 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
Aaaand there goes another big gain on the ground |
| 17 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
Haha my Cougs are in danger this week. |
| 18 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
Sam Hartman coming back? Maybe this team goes off again... |
| 19 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
Bring back the Backyard Brawl and keep it! |
| 20 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
vs Pitt should be a good one! |
| 21 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
Ok but nobody reads these anyway so who caaares if I do 'rationalize' my rankings |
| 22 |
BYU Cougars
|
vs Top Ten Baylor? Night game. If only you were heading to the PAC, you would receive the ultimate upset energy that mid teams from there always have |
| 23 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
Football so sloppy your logo doesn't even render on the poll site (well at this moment anyway) |
| 24 |
Houston Cougars
|
sad meep sounds |
| 25 |
UCLA Bruins
|
Picking UCLA as my team this year that reaches Oklahoma levels of a great offense/overall record, but stutters and has its dreams killed against ehhh we'll go with Arizona State. Maybe Stanford |
Teams Ranked:
| Rank | Team | Unusualness |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alabama Crimson Tide
|
0.00 |
| 2 |
Georgia Bulldogs
|
0.00 |
| 3 |
Ohio State Buckeyes
|
0.00 |
| 4 |
Michigan Wolverines
|
0.00 |
| 5 |
Texas A&M Aggies
|
0.13 |
| 6 |
Clemson Tigers
|
0.00 |
| 7 |
Baylor Bears
|
0.00 |
| 8 |
Oklahoma Sooners
|
0.00 |
| 9 |
Michigan State Spartans
|
0.32 |
| 10 |
USC Trojans
|
0.15 |
| 11 |
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
|
0.00 |
| 12 |
Oklahoma State Cowboys
|
0.00 |
| 13 |
Florida Gators
|
0.00 |
| 14 |
Utah Utes
|
0.11 |
| 15 |
Arkansas Razorbacks
|
0.00 |
| 16 |
Miami Hurricanes
|
0.00 |
| 17 |
Wisconsin Badgers
|
0.00 |
| 18 |
Wake Forest Demon Deacons
|
0.30 |
| 19 |
Pittsburgh Panthers
|
0.00 |
| 20 |
Tennessee Volunteers
|
0.00 |
| 21 |
Kentucky Wildcats
|
0.00 |
| 22 |
BYU Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 23 |
NC State Wolfpack
|
0.00 |
| 24 |
Houston Cougars
|
0.00 |
| 25 |
UCLA Bruins
|
0.00 |
Ole Miss Rebels
Penn State Nittany Lions